buzza

Where do you work? a geriatric retirement home?

WASTE OF FUCKRIN SPACE... WHAT A PILE OF COW TURD

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Sissoko was crap, for the sixe of the bloke he is weak as muck on the ball ...phhh! Liked colback, remy, aarons, riviere. Thought defence loojed shaky all way through, dummet is frickin secon division at best for fricks sake... Riviere did whjat he could byut Krul's preference to thinp it long di us no good. Painful to watch to be honest. Masn city strolled it. Apathetic about how anyone on this whole friggin board can back the wide boy fraud that manages our team. Fell sick. Rant over!

Fukc it! let's go all out mental attack: ----------------------Krul-------------------- -------Stevie--------Willo----------Colo----- Obertan------Anita------Colback------Remy ----------Sissoko------Ferrerya----------------- -----------------Riviere---------------

I don't think Lascelles can be recalled from loan this year, so that'd rule him out. And the 'Pou at LB? Have you no mercy? Actually think he has played his best football for us at left back, as centre back he looks far too lightweight, specially in the air...

my starting XI: -------------------Krul-------------------- Janmaat----Willo-------Colo--------MYM ------------Sissoko-----Anita---------- -Cabella---------De Jong---------Aarons -------------Riviere---------------- Pardle's: ---------------Krul------------------- Janmaat----Willo --Colo-----Haidara -----------Tiote----Colback---------- Sissoko--------De Jong-------Cabella ------------Riviere--------------- *My only complaint is for us not to have signed a decent CB, think his thinking is that Curtis Good and Lascelles will do as back up...

The competition between Haidara and Santon might just raise both of their games a little and provide us with adequate cover. I have always complained about Santon's lack of interest in tracking back and covering ground after forays up the field, Haidara at least puts the effort in...

No thanks, have seen him play over here a few times and he is very lightweight and slow as you like. Kept my eye on him following rumours we were interested over the years. Step down from anyone on books...

I've started looking over my shoulder while walking down the street, and I'm only a part time poster at best... The fat bloke with cross eyes was the worst, could've been spying on me and a whole host of others tbh. Scared!

I agree on anita passing the ball well but sissoko does make surging runs and has ability to hold off defensive midfielders. Either or...

Would rather have Tiote and sissoko in the middle, we need some fire and some ariel ability in there, hated seeing anita and tiote get humiliated on high balls last season

Would like to see: --------------------Krul------------------------- Janmaat-----Willo--------Colo---------Haidara ------------Sissoko------Tiote--------------- --Cabella---------De Jong---------Aarons-- ---------------Riviere------------------- If he's going for offensive then that's it for me. Tiote as the shield in front of defence and sissoko challenging for any ariel stuff through middle and giving us some surging power through middle. Aaarons merits a place on the wing even if it's an impact sub for Gouffran... Would be nice to see some real positive thinking...

Colback looks ok, good squad player Goufran much the same, does what he has to do and doesn't make many mistakes, but without ever fully impressing you Sissoko is better in central midfield, looked good first half. Hopefully pardarse won't play him out of position this season The argie bloke hassled and won ball to set up Remy''s goal. Aarons goal was a fluke, he looked up to pass far post and got a goal out of an average cross...

Obertan best man on pitch. How the fukc it's taken him xx years to get to this point??? Cabella has lots of energy and works hard to recover ball Aarons has pace to burn and will skin wingers day long. nice end product too Peach of a header from Riviere, good hold up play aswell Dummet played well in defence, colo too Thought abeid played tidy and won a lot of ball back, is he a defensive midfielder? (I have no idea but he played kind of like...)

He looked our best player on the pitch by a mile today, pains me to say it but if he played anything near like he did today in the prem we would have a useful player. Liked Remy's energy and arons again also (although he is still quite "raw")

Thought vlaar was outstanding during the world cup, apart from the penalty of course...

I have never seen this "drive" from Marveaux, I have seen some classy touches and passing but these have mostly been outweighed by the fact he is so lightweight and doesn't ever look to want to be involved enough... We will never really know, the moron at the helm just doesn't have the intelligence to extract the best out of players, the team and alternative formations, styles of play.

Forgot to mention, they have the most stupid accent and way of speaking ever heard (in Spanish) e.g. it is a mixture of sighing and speaking pronounced by a highly pitched depressed person. I am glad I am backed by the rest of latin america and Spain in my stereotyped view of this lot. COME ON HOLLAND! (wow, I'm impressed with my own world cup rage and grudge bearing!)

It's funny, when you just have a glimpse at Muller he looks so clumsy, the way he runs and controls the ball etc, but after that glimpse you realize the intent, subtle skill and driven footballer that he is, you just sit back in awe... Total footballer for me! Also thought Sammy Khedira playing a little bit further up the midfield was awesome, he was never allowed to do this for madrid and was used as a defensive pivot in front of the defense, nice to see he has other attributes. Also feel a bit sorry for the Brasil fans. P.S. holland to stick it up the gypsy cheatin' barstewards and to bum them into oblivion!!! (For you youngsters out there: In a world cup many moons ago there was a vertically challenged romany beatnic of argentine origin who cheated against our boys. Since then, the said vagrant has gone from bad to worse, so no pardon should be given!) P.P.S. Forgot to mention their pathetic banner carrying antics before world cup! Only reason i would actually keep the Falklands is because they are a nation of tw**s. Yours Truly, Alf Garnet's Cousin; Buzza

Agree, apart from a few nice touches he has done jack ship! Come on everyone, rose tinted glasses off! As for Ben Arfa, there seems to be an equal division of fault here. I personally would have him in the team even though his defensive intent is low, what he gives to the team in an attacking sense counterbalances this easily. Until the pratt we have as a manager leaves we will never get to the bottom (a rather fat one ) of this...

Depends what your definition of a "footballer" is? Pardew's definition: Runs a lot, tackles a lot, doesn't take risks Silvian is obviously not a footballer for the above cretin!!!

If we have a sweepstake on how many players we sign (purchase) from now, I will be wishing for the zero or one tickets!!!

Although he was great as a player, the man is as thick as pig shiiite! Why the hell would we employ another imbecil who cannot see further than his own nose??? I want somebody with intelligence, with his own football philosophy and the balls to carry it through, although this is virtually impossible with a fat cnut like Mickey holding the reigns. P.S. His commentary on MOTD is bland, insipid and sleep provoking! What a complete tw*at he is...

Rooney did everything well in an attacking sense, but he was very, very dissapointing defensively! Don't know how many times throughout the game I screamed at him to help out on the left wing, baines was up against two player the whole game nearly. As England were playing a more offensive approach you can't really pick on him only. Cahill and Baines were both very poor for the second goal, the first goal you could easily say was too lax by all of our team... We should be able to beat both Urine-guay and Cocksa-rica tbh...