Theregulars

Lewandowski has been all kinds of turd

Carvajal would have wasted 5 minutes once this is done. Why don’t their players get told to get off the pitch?

The cheating begins

Pards’ front foot fretball finally clicking

I smell what the Shelve is stacking.

I do enjoy a good drunk re-run of Ginola v Ferencvaros.

Yedlin at tonight’s Newcastle Eagles game dressed like LL Cool J

Joe Cole at Lille 2011-2012

They weren’t managed by Pards though

Rafas subs have been awful

Aaaand then we take off our best player

Because we’re crap

Why though clark

In what reality is that not a foul on Diame?

Red gives them a free kick every time they fall over

Ritchie is toilet

First dive from “Wilf”.

He may well be better than Joselu

Oh riiiiiight.

We can’t win games. Fairly massive issue.

I don’t understand how he’s made a career - a viable career - as a striker when he’s so evidently incapable of striking a football with any conviction.

Absolutely inevitable

Can’t afford to flush chances like that

Where he belongs is unemployed

Sounds like we can’t shoot for shit