Theregulars

To be fair we were promoted last year, so inching closer to pro level. Going on the proviso that the Conference isn't professional, 25 back to back promitions will see us safely into League 2 (and, on the way, we'd need to find a stadium; any basic infrastructure and a magic sponge). I regard that as easily doable, so I'll be a pro by the age of 52. Get your requests for pictures in early, they'll sell like hotcakes.

I was a blue the one time I played before; if this is of any assistance. I also play in a Saturday team which we worked out was a mere 23 divisions below the Conference South.

I'll be bring James Godden, I think his name on here was like James_G_NUFC or some other imginative moniker. I'm staying at his so he should definitely be involved.

The fear of Ginger Pirlo sets in.

By the way, Danny Fox for MOTM

Give over man, we're 4-2 up and Cabaye played the entire 90 mins Thursday.

Woeful substitution

Mancrush

What the hell is going on?

Such a pleasing half.

Details are irrelevant at this stage, Stuart. I may concede that there is an element of mirth. However, there is no hint of mirth in the impending downfall of Colin Rance's dignity.

In unison the onlookers chant. "GP! GP!" They cry hysterically; a blank canvas awaiting the delicate touch of the artist's brush.

Have you got me on that? Only added today, I'll definitely be up.

As far as I'm concerned we won 3-0 on aggregate. Fuck that lot, cancerous polip on the anus of football.

They've been bought, man.

If you really want to play Shola, do it; Cisse is better rested than played on the wing. Just hoy fucking Obertan in there, he's not going to start on Sunday and he's been useful in Europe. How has Shola Ameobi hoodwinked a succession of managers into thinking he can play football at any decent level?

What's Tiote's injury?

Cisse on the wing man....

YES! Mega. Your implied admission that you have the turning speed and flexibility of a Cold War era Soviet tank fills me anticipatory joy. I'm going to score and then pat your belly. The Brentford Bouncer vs the Philadelphia Phlier; roll up, roll up.

Also, I'm staying with James Godden so I'll force him to play, he's more at your level

Haha! During? I've slimmed down Rancey, I'm a gymbot now. Ask Neesy, he drooled last time he saw me. All you will see is a ginger blur, a bulge of the net and broken dreams.

I am definitely up for the Stoke game, so can pop along and skin Colin Rance a few more times.

It's actually saddening that the referee has totally screwed us out of a good, solid win.

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coloccini's in I reckon.