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Woeful cross

Where is Coloccini?! Why waste him on that nothing cup if it means he doesn't play today? That's a really poor side.

I imagine it will remain just as easy for us to sack him if needs be. For me it's a weird one, can't begrudge him what he's done but still not quite 100% convinced. We have lucked out a lot of games under him, and our football is proper turgid sometimes. What you can't deny us his ability to squeeze a lot out of average players and galvanise a squad, but I'm not sure he's sufficiently adept tactically to lead us for that long. I'd love to be wrong and see us have just one manager for years on end, mind.

Green shirt with 14 Perchinho ordered. Mancrush developed.

But first and foremost, total and utter oxygen thief. I would do anything to represent NUFC. He was given the talent to do it, and this is how he displays his gratitude. Skidmark on the y-fronts of life.

Rapscallion.

Guttersnipe.

Vagabond.

Miscreant.

Idiot.

Cabaye can't shoot for shit right now

1-0 is not the score to give someone a penalty for sentimental reasons. HBA scored the last one he took, give it to him.

Cisse... where are you?

I've seen lighter challenges given in the box, to be fair. Made a meal but there's contact.

Not really, evidence from our most recent game suggests that playing them that way round is more likely to result in a better performance.

Justice for the post

He hasn't performed aswell in CM and he has at RB and vice versa with Perch. If this is the reasoning behind playing them there i'd be abit p*ssed off. Long term he might be a CM but at the minute he's not up to the pace to play CM so he should be bedded in at RB to get used to the pace of the league. Din't disagree with you mate, just hazarding a guess that this may be the reason. Maybe Pardew is happy to give it a half and see how he gets on, if it's not up to scratch change round accordingly.

Anita was told he was purchased primarily as a CM, wasn't he? Thought it was a key part to the move. Got to follow through, I suppose. Shame as Perch was boss on Monday when he moved there.

Wasted opportunity to smash someone, that.

Please don't let Cabaye near this

Cabaye can get bent right now.

Who teaches our players how to cross? It's embarrassing.

We could hire Bannan to teach Cabaye how to cross, man.

Cabaye needs to get off corners, fast. He's had 7 attempts, all total shit.

A lot of time wasting for them now.