Theregulars

Hopefully they equalise and lose on pens

Wowowowow

I’ve seen red cards given for less…

Shame, couldn’t have happened to a more sportsmanlike bloke in Martinez.

Nice problem to have! certainly you’d not drop either of Schär or Burn right now on form.

Disagree, looked plenty up to speed when he came back in after a much longer lay-off. He was fantastic both legs of the semi against Arsenal. He's easily one of our best players, if he's fit then he should play.

Have you seen any more magpies @LFEE

Difficult without Eddie you’d think, he’s the leader and the presence.

If it helps I saw a fat kid in full kit wanker Manure kit fall over on a scooter

Barella, Italian for “smokescreen”

I think it’s normally a few weeks in advance since the takeover. Tino felt like the longest-mooted but never seemed in doubt. Maybe you are right, but my sense is that things are normally quite advanced by the time reporters are consistently saying the same thing.

We don’t leak our real transfer targets to the press months in advance. May well have interest but the fact Hope is saying it makes me think we’re not going to buy him, hopefully a misdirect while we get someone of better value. However, in isolation, he’d be a cracking Newcastle player I reckon.

Pints probably 12-15 sing dollars now? When I lived there when you adjusted for currency it was about the same / a bit more than London. Best way is to just get some cheap bottles of Tiger (produced there) and drink amongst friends in one of the many nice warm places to sit. Re: humidity we used to aim for one glass of water for every pint. You piss all evening but really helps with the hangover.

“Just call me… Lionel Davey”

Blates Levy

Blates Madders

My yellow and green is holding up great, no clicks yet, material feels fine to me, just like a 90s football shirt really.

Confirmed

Not to disagree as you seem connected, but was this because of PSR limits / trying to do some sort of player and cash exchange? To my mind it only makes sense if he’s Wilson’s replacement.

I wonder if they will play Onana

The tartan curtain is impregnable

I have no idea whether it’s accurate or whether he would be any good under Howe but what seems clear is that there is a very shallow pool of players who (1) will be happy being second choice in all matches that really matter unless Isak is hurt and (2) who fit within the confines of PSR after we allocate funds to positions of greater priority. Unless we plan to evolve to a regular 2-CF system, in which case I don’t seriously think we’d be looking at Calvert-Lewin as a starter.

Look at me I like facts and am full of tartan self-loathing

I agree, I make them favourites, especially if they get to a home final.

yip, I’m with you. A tie or one goal in it either way is ideal.