Theregulars

Advantage for them, he’s turbobobbins

We should’ve put that one to bed, missed so many presentable chances

I agree, think it’s a bit Ashley-era. Like all shirts though opinion will be shaped by how we perform in it - didn’t like this year’s particularly but now always associated with cup win so love it.

Fuck PSG man, they’re a fashion label and significantly responsible for the death of competition in France. Would much rather Villa went through, although must say this particular vintage of the fashion label are good to watch.

I think they’re planning to keep him on next season

If only! Just happen to be on holiday. We only pulled into the shopping centre for a piss tbh, was pretty good timing. Gave him a thumbs up and he nodded, which will probably make all the difference to his self-esteem moving forward

Mikel Oyarzabal at Garbera shopping centre in San Sebastián, everyone leaving him be but gawping.

The advertising board which keeps flashing “stay untamed” is absolute chef’s kiss

A seamstress?! Surely they’re taking the piss

https://www.which.co.uk/consumer-rights/advice/what-do-i-do-if-i-have-a-faulty-product-aTTEK2g0YuEy#can-i-get-a-refund-on-a-faulty-product is a pretty good summary. If the local company can repair, club technically should pay.

Some vintage Barclays

Bridesmaided by joey t

Antony £86m to be paid in part to play elsewhere another tasty snack

£72m for Højlund is my favourite

AND IT’S LIVE

The 6-1 by Man City was great fun

Saints would have been just as well off sticking with Martin really.

Shame, all looked so rosy for them when Brereton-Diaz writhed about in confected agony.

I see it as the price for quick passes that turn defence into attack, they won’t all come off. I like that he’s usually trying to get us on the front foot

Rod, are you no longer one of all the smiling faces?

Oh Collins got clocked

Suuuuuurely a pen

That touch by big Juuurrrr…

It’s pretty simple. Without Rafa, we aren’t what we are now. He almost single-handedly demonstrated what had been forgotten under the parasite Ashley: Newcastle can move quickly and successfully when the city and fans are united and believe in what they see. The Bruce shit is irksome AF because it’s a regurgitation of a xenophobic media line, and ignores the quite salient fact that the “statistically similar” season was achieved with Benitez’s players + some better players than Benitez ever would have received under Ashley. Joselu or Wilson? Pre-Howe Murphy or ASM?

But is your analysis correct statistically