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You are of course right, these tactics against the same opposition were far better: Statistically you have dildos for hands

I don’t mind the creative licence but don’t think they’ve exercised it well or particularly imaginatively. That just looks like something that faded in the wash or had acid spilled on it. I’d be well on board with a half/half.

To justify making a new one every year

It still bothers me that Ahmed joined the Nation of Domination

Anyone else just at the point where they're happy to sit back and let the club decide? They know what they're doing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256784528694?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=tDVJzg8kScu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=q6uXt-6LTKO&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Yeh fiver and then whatever postage was. Printing shop did it for free as I’ve had them repair some other shirts of mine so that probably would have cost a few quid. Fucking love it, wear it constantly.

@Fakthis is the product of buying the “score draw” version from the club shop and ordering an Umbro patch from eBay. £50 all in so spennier but I think it looks pretty nifty

Hello, hello! song will have to change lyrics. I guess change to “we’re gonna win the premier league, we’re gonna win the cup”. I can’t wait to be old and tell young fans that for literal decades the words were “we’re gonna win fuck all again, we’re gonna win fuck all”.

Hopefully not a jinx but what a hire he seems to have been compared to the injury madness last year. Seems to have quietly and effectively got on with things.

I suppose - maybe just what I wanted to believe - felt like all pundits were pulling for us, really.

I liked Neville on it - he obviously wanted us to win.

Some gatekeeper, Simon

The kingdom is yours for life

Hand in hand with Ryan giggs

@Heron stars!!

Surprised anyone gives two shits what Simon Jordan thinks. Who cares? What qualifies him to comment, his multiple years of successful club football management? He will have not the faintest idea of what the club thinks and plans. Provocative, tedious imbecile.

Steady on

He’s so bad at this - you’re literally trying to attract fees for them and you’ve already given on that you don’t reckon them, loudly and frequently. I will never not enjoy this.

Yorkie essentially now volunteers his time as a Toon-specific fact check service.

long way to go dear boy

I’d be up for acquiring Ramsey if their plan is to sell, think he’d be a great fit

Pella shirley

Jesus what a joyless thing VAR is sometimes. Lovely move by Villa

Maybe he enjoys it here and is able to process the evidence of Howe bringing his game on leaps and bounds. Fairly convinced this is the press doing their usual thing before one of the establishment clubs plays an outsider in the final. I want more and more of this kind of shit to rile the players up - feed on it like Ryback

Why are you speaking like Sheamus