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Nisha Joshi I think?

It’s been a struggle but somehow I’m not worse at football for it

Think it’s difficult to judge really as I watch him closely and adore him and only see the others occasionally on highlights. With that caveat I think he’d do an admirable job for England. Selfishly I’m ok with him taking the World Cup to rest and recover and perform best for NUFC.

Watching this in a spurs pub. These people are so racist it’s unreal

We look ill-suited to play on a pitch this large.

On the off chance anyone has a spare ticket I’m desperate!

Richarlison is out I think.

2 seasons ago Bruce was picking Hendrick on the right wing instead of Miggy.

Not convinced yet.

Wouldn't be confident if we play like we did in the second half away to Spurs, they're significantly better than Manchester United. Mind, we'd perhaps get awarded one or both of the clear penalties.

1 real chance for either side, 2 penalties denied for us vs 1 for you, the troglodyte Casemiro and the even more troglodyter troglodyte Fernandes both should have been off. Fair result with Newcastle shading it on balance.

The drop off from starters to subs is absurd. We've conceded them the game with 15 minutes left because Wilson can't play 90. Wood is a non-entity.

This always happens when we make subs - we just stop functioning as a competitive entity. Desperate for a real squad.

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Longstaff is maddening

Our final ball has been dross today.

Ugh, that's the game conceded then.

Sorry to bang on but I’m so fed up of referees shafting us at that shithole. Absolutely a penalty.

I think to add context he also complemented our shape, so it was more in a “looks like a good match” vibe.

Surely Eriksen features in their best XI?

I think Joelinton drops back towards the left to help burn against Antony.

It’s so we can play 3-5-2 in possession

Not sure I agree, team looks decent and balanced to me. One blow is no ASM, otherwise think it’s a good line-up. Fuck them and theirs.

Isn’t this like one player out from the team you said would win?

My biggest regret is no ASM. I think he would have made Dalot look even more ordinary than he usually looks. Shelvey on the bench is lovely, come on and avarakedavra one top bins.