Elric

This cunt dead yet?

No way?! Same happened when they played Palace years ago. Let's hope the result is the same. It's funny watching them get their excewses in. I've got plans, Pompey might throw grenades, £20 is too much even though I've bewked Wembo coporate, the tide is high etc. NorthSeadia, marra.

Noncing on the Moon

71, so 77 after the Hazard © bonus. Not bad.

The Don :lol: :lol:

Already can't wait for the next season of that fucking Netflix series

LALAS

:lol:

Felipe Anderson out, just hope now Rondon (first sub) does something against Arsenal.

Trying to out-cunt Pep and his Aguero-subbing antics

RIP

23 with 3 of the Liverpool back four to play, and Hazard. So I'm expecting a rampant Fulham win and a red card for Hazard. Need Salah to do fuck all, too many in my league have captained him (aside from the lad at the top whole had Hernandez as captain. Cunt).

Ref with a paneka, as well. Yellow card for every member of our squad who doesn't offer warm applause after. Seriously though, 2-1 home win. Mustafi has multiple mistakes in him, I'm confident we'll score at least one against these.

There's a guy who gets my bus in the morning, looks like a thinner version of Ashley at his thinnest. Obviously I hate him, having never spoken to him. Probably a lovely guy Thanks, Mike. #CoolStoryBro

Fucking hell man

Difficult read, that. Beardsley sounds like an utter cunt.

40m

84, best week in a long time. Rest of the squad tried fucking me over despite Sterling like

Lelsea.

Well, looking at that twitter thread his mam has been messaged, his home address posted, his club made aware and also his employer. He's fucked

Off you go, old cunt.

Haha, karma.

Dat in-play betting

Finally, finally, did a job for me as captain. Gutted he came off Edit: 62 with 6 to play. 42 from Sterling Edit 2: Three of those six to play scored 3 between them Eagerly awaiting Pogba, Hazard and Jiminez to do fuck all between them

Pickford will be hitting the glue bag hard later like, solvent abusing mackem aids cunt