Elric

I just remember Dyer perpetually having fucking shin splints

How the fuck is Danny Murphy gonna comment on anyone's athleticism?

Been at the acceptance stage for a while now Can't wait for us to get him in then fuck around until mid to late August for anyone else 😅

Hoping for an Inter win, can't stand PSG. It'll make that wank Julien Laurens weep into his baguette anarl, so that's a plus

Any list of preferred relegation candidates that doesn't include the mackems is fucking mental

I see the comfort blanket of "it's not a derby anymore" is out in full force over on RTG

Bleh, an unnecessarily bleak spin on things in that athletic article, we'll be fine.

"Guehi? Five pound, ten pound, something like that"

Give it to Alan Barnes

Haha, don't

Paul, look... I know I said you were a baldy bastad who needed to sign some players but

What the actual fuck man

Welp, Martinez has certainly earned that 900k p/w contract in Saudi

This Everton performance is exactly why I don't want these cunts anywhere near this league

We need a "I agree with you but I fucking hate this" reaction or emoji or something, thumbs up doesn't do it justice

Thank fuck for that wedge, we're gonna need it Still though, get the fuck in

Howeh lads, don't let these bungs we slipped Jackson and Martinez go to waste, ffs

Aye, the bewm bust cycle will be in full swing by then. GIVE IT TO BALLLLLY

Shameless cunts will be back with the Our Fans backpatting before long

Daft cunt I work with is one of many on the "the rivalry doesn't exist in my opinion any more lieeek" train, after our takeover. Expecting frantic mack-tracking over the next few hours.

Apt, with a visit to Mordor-on-Wear on the cards. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' seagulls.

Please (Fucking win, I mean. Not ban )

Legit in the kitchen Not leaving until these cunts are sunk 😅

So predictable

Went to the kitchen for 10 minutes and not one, but TWO nil down, ahahahahahahahahaha, get that up ya you sad mackem cunts Well, one. For now. But still, haha 😁