Elric

CRY HAVOK

FINISH THEM

That fucking bench man, how the fuck are we 3rd We're gonna be an absolute menace after this summer transfer window.

I've no doubt in my mind that we'd thrash these cunts if they came up. CBA with any of their cloggers going out of their way to try and injure, for example, Bruno or Isak though. We all know that it'd make their season if they won 1-1 against us and "snapped" a couple of our key players. Let them rot in the lower leagues IMO.

"Luckiest cunts going" etc

"That fuckin' accent, man"

I've got full faith in Howe and Ashworth but... not Tierney, please. Dyer-esque injury vibes from him, seems like he's made of glass.

Something something "we relegated you", something something you're absolutely fucked, something something cunt fans

Smash these cunts, pls. 0-3.

That handball man, fucking WOW So blatant with the corruption. Hard not to make robbery jokes but... howeh.

Love that he felt the need to announce he was leaving to every cunt. Proper "turned the weans against iz" vibes

Came in to post similar, haha. "Where's the email? WHERE'S THE EMAIL??" Edit: Guy had the nerve to use "Joe Pillock" so I hope he gets to witness a Spurs destruction every match until the end of the season

Kane will absolutely have his shithousery turned up to 11 for this one, snide cunt. Can't wait for him to pull some shit with zero repercussions ?

Love Frank's pearl clutching motions when he's discussing the 'dark arts', fucking fanny

"At your place we drank before and after the game in the Sunderland..."

IT'S A MARRACLE!

Welp, game over.

Arteta's (hopeful) implosion at full time is gonna be delicious

Nah, fee or no he's an absolute bellend

Phil Mitchell giving it large with the celebrations

Good move tbf.

Soft as fuck pen Edit: still hilarious when there's no skin in the game though

Yep

Favourable results elsewhere so I'm going for a 1-0 Bournemouth win

Same "He wen..." ah, fuck.