Elric

Fucking despised Liverpool before... hasn't changed tbh

Can we have a YAR "number 1" emoji?

Mogadishu levels of desperation if you're fleeing to fucking Sunderland, like

At least we have these lads ❤️ Fuck you, Isak. Edit: Just noticed Murphy's crocs, I'll begrudgingly let him off

Still not a "yes" 😅

Aye, a stagnant, algae covered pond

Fucking Ramsdale man Better than The Greek I guess. Probably. Just start Pope for 10 minutes then sub him on so he can concentrate and that.

"Welcome to Aleppo FC"

Little white goods sounding prick

Give Murphy the #9

I'm imagining them still having one of the strongest squads in the league, if not the strongest, with even more PSR headroom... am I doing this wrong? It'd be nice if Isak stayed, obvs. The cunt.

"Just read the card, Morgan, and one day you'll see your family again"

I don't think I've ever given less of a fuck about a game against higher level opposition than this one 😅 Thanks, O̶b̶a̶m̶a̶ Isak.

At this point just re-name the thread "Transfers", it's implicit that they're happening to other clubs

Conceyded one less than the mags did tho but marra

It's failed to meet my already rock-bottom expectations, like. Quite an achievement

Agents and other selling clubs must be absolutely rubbing their hands together with each rejection or failed deal that goes by Either the player/agent fuck us with wage demands, or the club hoys another £10/£15/whatever million onto the transfer fee, or both 😅

All this will be a case study for other clubs on how not to conduct things during a transfer window, FFS

Big season for this lad ahead, leading the line. Depressing but I'm kinda resigned to it now 😅

Only if he's savagely beaten mid-stream, the fucking spiv cunt

I mean... Cabaye refused to play after the Arsenal bid, Carroll couldn't wait to be away, not aware of any particular animosity towards Perez. But yeah 🤷‍♂️

How many regens are there posting solely in this thread?

8 missed calls from the Saudi Embassy.