Elric

Looks like something off Catchphrase

The gift that keeps on giving No idea who Rees Greenwood is but he's wound them right up, bwahahaha

Not sure which of those 3 daft cunts I'd like to see die in a fire more. Probably that muggy little Chelsea wank in the middle. The sense of how gutted they all were was palpable, inject it

Enjoyed this, sorry if already posted: https://youtu.be/wb9hItSGupA?si=r1xVqkith9GmB1vy

Now we reply with some kinda German slang totally irrelevant to the North Rhine-Westphalia region

Predictable as fuck. Wonder what the word count for "justice" is gonna be online

Klopp and all these daft cunt pundits are just pissed because the ref has gone rogue, gave the red to the wrong team Really hoping he hasn't had "the call" at half time and been told to balance things out, Joe is a prime candidate ?

Big "IT'S JUST ME AND THE KIDZ FROM NOW ON" vibes, ahahahahahahahaha

Fuck running it close or scraping by on VAR decisions, I want us to dish out a hiding the likes of which these cunts have never known in recent years.

Hope someone slaps the dentures clean out of Klopp's steeplechasing mouth, the relentless cunt.

Disagreeing with hypothetical decisions is very RAWK. A VAR decision against these fuckers. Good one, (RAWK) lads.

He does it all the fucking time like, annoying as fuck

Nearly had to skip that Dan Burn speech like He's a good lad but... Christ, surprised they didn't fall asleep ?

Wiki say he from Slough (but grew up supporting NUFC)

If it's Tierney or no-one, I'd take him on loan with an option to buy, massive risk otherwise. Doubt Arsenal would go for that, like.

Just looked on his profile, guy is a Chelsea fan, checks out ?

Some cunt had issue with Howe saying "let's go to work", bizarre

"What are you doing, Mehr-dad?"

Welp, Michael and Sam look absolutely thrilled to be here Parents are buzzing though.

"How are you enjoying England?" "I prefer... ehhh... Newcastle. Sorry." edit: also, surely not that scuffle being caused by that daft little cunt O'Nien dying by the sword he normally lives by? BEWWWWWWW

Blatantly Southampton's hierarchy hijacking his twitter account so we don't pull the plug

#AnnounceFrimpong

Feeder club for Saudi

They're fucked if they go from Mitrovic to Jimenez like ?