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Elric

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  1. Aye. He's always in the ref's face, and he's always wrong too, cunt! Looks like he's wearing mascara as well, cock.
  2. Viva la relegación surely?
  3. Wish they'd shut those fucking awful horns up in the Spurs match :|
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    Sunderland

    I don't think you understand Haiku.
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    Sunderland

    'Exotic' in that they have opposable thumbs.
  6. Mackems calling handball for everything but that glorious Sturridge header, daft cunts
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    Lookalikes

    Frank Lampard http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Kafka_portrait.jpg/200px-Kafka_portrait.jpg Franz Kafka http://www.eyefootball.com/imghold/largestFrankLampard_face.jpg
  8. Metalist stickers all over the place when I was in town before. Saw a few of their fans standing around looking shifty for about 5 minutes before sticking one onto a bollard near the central library, like it was some major offence being committed
  9. Modric for Di Maria, like for like. Ugly cunts, that is.
  10. Yoshida battles the rich bastards.
  11. Shite atmosphere considering they're 2-0 up.
  12. Cop for that, you mercenary cunt. Laughed my arse off. You'll feel that in the morning
  13. It's nice to have a relaxing transfer deadline for a change, tbh. Not worrying about which out-of-contract journeyman striker we're gonna sign or which big name we're gonna end up offloading or anything like that
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    Alan Pardew

    This man has the tactical nous of a Raccoon on LSD. Please, please, PLEASE fuck off, Alan.
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