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Elric

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  1. Of course, the quote from last weeks (IIRC) Ronnie Gill which, to paraphrase, said something like "Ramage has been outstanding (sic) since he came into the side in <insert month here>" had nothing to do with the below at all, nor the fact that no other fucker wants to talk to Anal
  2. Funny seeing him cameo in tonight's A Question of Sport doing keepy-ups Might not be doing that for a while, Robbie, you cunt
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    Peter Damage

    Wind up merchantry and personal abuse, all in one thread? Must be boxing day!
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    3-5-2

    Anything beyond 4-4-2 may make Roeder's head explode, tbh.
  5. Say "no" to Crack, lads. When will they learn
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    Robben

    I got banned for a month for less than that. Yes, but I didn't mention it in the context of: "Loves the cock. Just like [mod_name_goes_here]."
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    Robben

    Loves the cock.
  8. The 'pirouette' he insists on doing is quite annoying, mind.
  9. Fans tell Glenn: "Use your fucking subs properly, cunt".
  10. Taught a lesson in gamesmanship from those bastards tonight. Decent effort from us, we're too soft though, too naive. Doesn't help when the ref in in Roman's pocket though, the wank. Fucking pissed off overall.
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    Essien's goal

    Prefer Essien's tbh. Something immensely satisfying at seeing a 30 yrd screamer absolutely twatted into the back of the net blueyes.gif
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    thought as much...

    Remember the ones with the willies are the boys! xx how will i know? Some mates travelling to Thailand gave me the following advice - ALWAYS look for an Adam's Apple Failing that, the cock is a bit of a give-away also
  13. Cole's 2nd yellow and still on the field, chaos now
  14. You realise small African children will now have to go months without any exclamation marks because of your thread title? Shameful bluesigh.gif
  15. Seriously Kieron, fuck off. No really.
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    Appiah

    Dominated our midfield, and quite a few times our defence, aerially. Really did expose the worrying lack of height throughout the team.
  17. My vote was of the "out ASAP" variety. Performed miracles end of last season blah blah blah, but he's been found out now. Tactical nous of a small lobotomised ant with singed antennae. But for fucks sake, fat cunt, get someone decent lined up first before you pull the trigger this time.
  18. See Glenn, you SEE what happens when the beast is unleashed?? Keep it up.
  19. How come Glenn didn't unleash our star signing against Fulham? Surely with his trickery we would have won the match. Roeder out blueupset.gif
  20. Actually, I can't continue the front that my previous post may have suggested. Siberski. SIBI-MOTHERFUCKING-ERSKI. You're having a fucking laugh, you motherfucking pair of clowns. Freddy I'm going to have you dragged through Newcastle, by a horse and cart blaring out DJ Oetzi or some such fucking shite, right to my doorstep where I will thereby proceed to piss into your eyes you fat fucking cunt. FUCKING SIBIERSKI MAN! AGGHHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGH. Cunts :wullie:.
  21. Still waiting for the punchline here. Sibierski. FFS
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