Elric

Get the fuck in. Or... err... OUT, that is. Especially you Shambles

Is Roeder lead singer for Muse??? Matt Bellamy would have been a better manager though. Few post-match tunes would have been class

On the (few) occasions I've seen him play, he's looked an absolute carthorse. Had a decent match against us, but then who hasn't this season?

Kudos for realising you were a fucking atrocious manager, Glenn, and thanks for... err... actually, just fuck off

Not guilty. Just like OJ Simpson.

And we've played some wonderful stuff this season Alkmaar at home, Reading at Home, Pompey at home (In the Carling cup). Three good performances this year that were really entertaining to watch. With a little bit better luck with injuries next year I'm sure we will see more of that. So three matches then out of 50+ games? glad to see we have high standards. Glad someone mentioned it. 3 decent performances all season? Jesus tittyfucking christ. Get Allardyce in.

G. Roeder: Tactical ineptitude - 11 Use of the sound "erm" in Interviews - 9 Reminding Elric of Albert Steptoe - 7 Never, ever using injuries as an excuse - 9 Referring to one's self in the third person - 4

Of course, the quote from last weeks (IIRC) Ronnie Gill which, to paraphrase, said something like "Ramage has been outstanding (sic) since he came into the side in <insert month here>" had nothing to do with the below at all, nor the fact that no other fucker wants to talk to Anal

Funny seeing him cameo in tonight's A Question of Sport doing keepy-ups Might not be doing that for a while, Robbie, you cunt

This.

Wind up merchantry and personal abuse, all in one thread? Must be boxing day!

Anything beyond 4-4-2 may make Roeder's head explode, tbh.

Say "no" to Crack, lads. When will they learn

I got banned for a month for less than that. Yes, but I didn't mention it in the context of: "Loves the cock. Just like [mod_name_goes_here]."

Loves the cock.

The 'pirouette' he insists on doing is quite annoying, mind.

Fans tell Glenn: "Use your fucking subs properly, cunt".

Taught a lesson in gamesmanship from those bastards tonight. Decent effort from us, we're too soft though, too naive. Doesn't help when the ref in in Roman's pocket though, the wank. Fucking pissed off overall.

Prefer Essien's tbh. Something immensely satisfying at seeing a 30 yrd screamer absolutely twatted into the back of the net blueyes.gif

Remember the ones with the willies are the boys! xx how will i know? Some mates travelling to Thailand gave me the following advice - ALWAYS look for an Adam's Apple Failing that, the cock is a bit of a give-away also

Get the fuck in

Good cross

Cole's 2nd yellow and still on the field, chaos now

You realise small African children will now have to go months without any exclamation marks because of your thread title? Shameful bluesigh.gif

Seriously Kieron, fuck off. No really.