Elric

Steady on

Fuck me, Martins has been horrific

Tottingham - Fucking hate that club, and as already mentioned there would be a summer of mourning in the suvvern press. Kernts. Stoke - Shit club, shit fans, shit city. WBA - see Stoke.

3-2, fucking clowns. Now watch us go on to lose.

Daddy or Chips? Ever made love to a horny horse? What's the longest you've ever held your breath underwater for? Fancy trying to add another 20 minutes to your previous personal best?

Hopefully to perform an act of live Seppuku, fat motherfucker

Awaits inevitable "Shola and Butt extending their contracts is like having 2 new signings" media-friendly soundbite from Fat Joe. Ah well, there's those 2 problem positions sorted then, no need for any new signings

I agree - i thought he looked very good both at Spurs and at Pompey. very underrated. Definitely better than Butt. The ability to find a team-mate with a pass further than a distance of 5 yards already awards Mendes this lofty accolade

Agbonlahor is such a petulant little shite, haven't disliked a Villa player that much since Lee Hendrie was there, the twat. Barton actually showed incredible restraint not battering him to death with a football boot, which is how I feel every time I see his face. Anyway, I think most rational fans know deep down this story is bollocks

BARTON USED CHILD BENEFIT DISCS "AS COFFEE COASTERS"

I don't think even MON can grant Milner a decent turn of pace (or the ability to cross into the box).

Someone who doesn't use up their weekly allocation of commas in place of fucking full stops? Someone who - despite being repeatedly leathered in the face whilst heading a ball of 1.1 atm - doesn't find it appropriate to put two commas after a question mark? Tool

At least leeches can be removed by subjecting them to a flame. Wait...

Fucking Voodoo magic man! King Willie?

CRACKA-ASS cRACKA!

I'm sure there's something wrong with me. The other day I totally misread a thread title, now I just read this title as "Reds youngster killed". At least if I go on a murderous rampage, you're all out of reach

JM Productions present Derby Day Demolition Studio: JM Productions Category: Anal Starring: Ashley Cole, Jermaine Jenas Media: DVD Our Price: £19.99 £12.99 This kind of POV? Which one is on camera duty?

4m 38s

£10-20m, think some people will be in for disappointment.

Perma-crock who actually didn't contribute much on the few occasions he's played. See ya

What a fucking bizarre post, mate. Akin to "I shoot up with used needles but... I WON'T CATCH AIDS!!!!!11one". Very real chance we'll go down, fucking furious, as are many.

Going down with Titanic. Bunch of utter kernts

Just thinking that, carbon fucking copy.

Only thing we're getting out of this match is a savage raping, tbf.

Fuck me, what a totally abhorrent tackle, and even worse injury Taylor deserves some hefty punishment like, but as it's Arsenal involved you can pretty much guarantee he'll have the book thrown at him, fairly or not.