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Hughes. Instilled the battling mentality that Allardyce supposedly brings to the table, but also knows how to play attacking football using flair players. We have/do neither, atm.

Speaks volumes about his injury record how most people aren't arsed by this at all. I know I'm not. Now, Sam, it's simple; play people in their correct fucking positions, and play Martins. Up front. In the centre. There's a good cunt chap

Baffling team selections, players out of position, negative and naive tactics, inviting pressure on ourselves. For the mackems, read Reading or Derby. We're being battered by poor teams, Allardyce needs to sort it tbh. And fuck 'kneejerking', this is becoming a trend.

Good result for us, we were fucking shite. Ah well.

The guy John Haughton was CDT teacher at our secondary school (Blaydon Comp). Actually a sound guy, despite his mackem allegiances Penance Edit - Still didn't stop me half-inching a soldering iron from CDT before the school was knocked down though. Sorry John!

Him. Can't remember who we were playing, but I remember clearly a moment of panic in the box where our man there totally sliced an attempted 'clearance' which led to a goal. Made O'Brien look like Maldini.

Fucking hell, Besiktas taking an absolute dicking

Chelsea level, 3-3. Ah well

Leicester 3-2 up Edit: Carl Cort, too

http://www.robson.org/capfaq/gifs/musicnote.gifAmerica, FUCK... NO!http://www.robson.org/capfaq/gifs/musicnote.gif

Fucking terrible manager. If Bolton want to consolidate their position as the league's worst club (according to the table, at least, which doesn't lie kthx), he's their man

Ahahaha. Fucking hate tottingham. Your team got raped, Martin, raped! I'd love it if those fuckers got relegated

Wasn't he the next Shearer? Fucking receding like Shearer

The Chris Waddle of Myspace

...and invented word of the week goes to:

Can't say it hasn't been coming, we've been fucking brayed all over

FYP

Fucks sake, we are fucking shite. This is what happens when you play shit fucking formations and camp in your own final third. Wankers >

Where's the "Couldn't give a fuck about either, but still saw fit to read the thread and vote in the poll" option?

First I've heard of any such activity to be honest. Then you must have forgot about van rapist (ok ok the charges were dropped) and the cocaine/gambling twins that are Tony Adams and Paul Merson. Im sure there are more examples. The bastard, fancy being falsely accused of rape. Burn the fucker.

As already mentioned, he's much better than Bates as a chairman. I'd actually be quite pleased - if I were a Leeds fan - as this guarantees them some fairly hefty financial backing, especially during the transfer window. Bates is such a shite chairman, though, it's untrue.

My main thought after reading the report was "who the fuck is Andrew Surman?" Followed by 'is he African?'? Followed by: "Ah well, at least one English player scored" <reads birthplace part> "Fuck, man."

My main thought after reading the report was "who the fuck is Andrew Surman?"

Fuck me. One post in, someone's played the racism card - something that happens with alarming rapidity all too often lately. Jesus. Anyway, if a player classes themselves as English I don't give a fuck about their heritage if they're up to the job