Elric

It's a fucking long season, as we know. Injuries and mickey-mouse refereeing will slow any momentum they build, I'm sure if it. Top half position for them, doubt they'll make the play-offs though.

Jesus christ. Playing the 2nd best team in the country as a newly promoted side, after a first half in which we lost 2 of the starting 11 then got a red card later in the game.. RELEGATED

The next Alan Smith, he'll be happy to rot in the reserves, play the occasional game and pick up his (relative to his ability) ridiculous wage. Someone kill him with dragonglass.

Someone needs to sign Gustavo Scarpa from Fluminese. Heard he's pretty rapid.

0-0

The Express must be slipping like, failed to capitalise RAGING in their title

Well fuck, for 50k a week I'll pretend I'm a nice dude while retweeting self-deprecating jokes about myself and giving interviews about how teh reeely bad thing happen. How about stringing together at least half a season of consecutive games played without your ever-living soul falling out of your arse? Hope he has a good season

Why even say that, man? If this actually happens, someone send Rivière round to poke Ikon in the eye. With his cock.

I just read Grayson didn't use any subs, wtf man?

So Matic got added approximately .013452 milliseconds after his transfer, fuckers still haven't added Merino though Not that it matters, really. No doubt I'll be hammering the panic-wildcard button a few weeks down the line

Edit: Si you bastard

Just came in here to post that, class

https://xkcd.com/978/

Hilarious result, Celtic fans are scum though.

With this squad, in its current state (Murphy, Manquillo included), voted 18th.

RIP

Shame

I'm gonna pop some tags...

Didn't someone mention Tuchel as a possible appointment?

The Lloyd's Pharmacy advert, man

Basically a kid playing Football Manager probably would have had as much success at suggesting players to sign, from France, to Ashley. Absolute dinosaur, as has been said he was clearly dodgy as well. Good riddance.

Get in.

Biggest cl.... best f.... just burst out laughing.

Sponsored litter-pick in and around their stadium.