Beren

Awful commentary, crowd unrest and a decent standard of football (with a few unbelievably anomalous exceptions). Ivory Coast or Ghana to win.

Adam Newton. Big hype around him, as he had a very impressive sprinting pedigree, and scored in the FA Youth Cup final. Then it turned out he was a bit naff and plummeted down the divisions.

Ugh, forgot about the international break. As if January wasn't shit enough.

Actually doesn't look too bad (as far as hamstring injuries go). Wouldn't be surprised to see him back soon. Could hurt their CL-place challenge a fair bit though.

Wanyama has done his hammy.

Looks like Ipswich are two or three men light out there tbh. Decent spell here as I type of course.

Ipswich are cool. Hope they get promoted.

Although often when a manager leaves a club mid season, it is because they have been sacked which means the club have probably been thinking about alternatives for a while. If that's the case it would say a lot about the safety of Pardew in his job. We should have identified targets when Pardew looked a game away from the sack. They literally never ever would have sacked him. Sickening really.

(Why you got my vote in the recent awards)

Bit egocentric, but the value NUFC have got for some of its departed "gems" is piss poor compared to other sides in the league.

Good to have him back in the league just for this, really.

Being a fool.

In terms of watching/entertainment/enjoyment that is

I loved the Three Rs. I'd take Ronaldo > Messi, Ronaldinho > Suarez and Rivaldo > Suarez

From the same era, did Franck Dumas manage 10 appearances for us? Don't think so but maybe.

Marcelino

He played in midfield?

Marcelino is actually not a bad shout.

Nah, that's the girl from Ipanema.

Bolasie isolated up front?

Can't remember any of my bets but most of what I thought would happen is happening with the exception of the Everton game.

Two clean sheets down the swanny.

Oh they've switched to their derby tactics, have they?

Chelsea will want revenge you feel. Going to be a nasty loss. Maybe not the worst bumming if it undermines Carver's credentials a bit more. Still hoping for a win but see a silver lining of the much more probable outcome.

Called it