Beren

Ouch

Too easy.

Baines?

Chin up Leicester. Three points next game.

Nice

Yeah.

And he's back

Ivanovic assist weeey

I like Leicester

Drogba

I keep hearing this, same for west ham, but allardyce fucking hates us and is 10 times the manager carver is, and Pulis is also 10 times the manager carver is. Both teams are clearly better than us if only by virtue of the quality of their respective managers, I just can't see where people think we're going to beat them from Tend to agree - with scarce little individual brilliance to bail the side out it's difficult to see Carver avoiding the 11 game losing streak. Maybe if Sissoko and Janmaat are both on form one game we can nick a 1-0 or a 2-1 somewhere against a similarly uninspired side.

I'm at a 2. Until we are statistically relegated it shouldn't be higher than 3. Quit reaching for your razors [/inochi]

I wouldn't mind relegation. I do want them to go down. Its a tough one. Win-win but also lose-lose.

Love all the clegg comics/memes this election. Something very satisfying about it

Not sure who's better, AshleyOut or David Squires... both brilliant in this insanely corrupted era of football

I'm watching Hull City.

Clegg Creased the other day when Cameron forgot who he was supposed to support

What did the programme say which specifically related to the club?

Messi is absolutely miles better than Ronaldo. Tell me one way in which Ronaldo is a better player. Messi is better at almost everything by a mile. I posted this article during the world cup but it is worth putting up again. Please read this Froggy http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/lionel-messi-is-impossible/ This is hyperbole and pretty much cements Froggy's point.

This is brilliant. Puppet #2 can't stand the heat of the A-O kitchen. Perfect.

Not at home/watching - are Chelsea being counter-attacking bores?

I'm starting to feel like betting at this stage of the season is a fool's errand. The "sweet spot" of the season is definitely gone - for me anyway. Don't know which teams will be arsed with so little left to play for.

It's class trolling in a way though.

Can't fucking buy a win at the moment. Pissing Charlie Austin, man. Packing it in for the season.