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Desperately hoping HBA leaves for someone like Arsenal or Everton.

Yup.

Managed 4 points from these 4 Wildcard time. I used my wildcard and I got less than before. Aguero, Zabaleta, Ivanovic, Rooney and Coleman - about 11 points between them. For some reason I captained Adam Johnson (as a gamble) because QPR are supposed to be shite and he's had a decent since his return from injury. Absolute horseshite this season.

Can't believe this is the time Jillner didn't have 50p on Williamson.

So, basically, don't try and go toe-to-toe with Chelsea - a team who have a £20m value player in every position, on the bench, in their reserves and on loan at a dozen clubs across Europe.

...the actual fuck

...the fuck

Fickle.

Poor man's Obertan makes it two.

You must be loving it mate. No idea why Siggy ever left you. Looked right at home with you before he jumped ship. Well done anyway.

Quality man love you. Almost makes me feel guilty about the ribbing we gave, you clumsy fat legend.

Not. Let their footballing give you some confidence before you bet on them, not just the media machine.

Hope Kun starts.

I enjoy the quality of football on show if not the competitiveness, more often than not anyway. Group stages and the pressure to put points on the boards lead to less attack vs defence games too.

Excellent.

It's embarrassing when clubs in England deem themselves as having the best fans of the world when others do things like this, things we can only dream of. Fucking statement or what. http://i.imgur.com/HXBleR6.jpg In all fairness, Newcastle's effort was handicapped by having tens of thousands of morons for fans waving at Pardew and calling HBA a lazy flair player, while I imagine all of Warsaw's fans were all pulling in the same direction.

Nah. Naismith is 2 in 2, and Lukaku isn't at his millionth club. Eto'o is there as an impact sub/for depth IMO.

Chelsea to get Rotherham, RTG XI and NUFC.

Group A: Atletico Madrid, Juventus, Olympiacos, Malmo FF. Group B: Real Madrid, FC Basel, Liverpool, Ludogorets Razgrad. Group C: SL Benfica, Zenit, Bayer Leverkusen, AS Monaco. Group D: Arsenal, Borussia Dortmund, Galatasaray, Anderlecht. Group E: Bayern Munich, Manchester City, CSKA Moscow, AS Roma. Group F: Barcelona, PSG, Ajax, APOEL. Group G: Chelsea, Schalke 04, Sporting CP, NK Maribor. Group H: FC Porto, Shakhtar Donetsk, Athletic Club, BATE Borisov.

Delph, Colback, Milner, Welbeck. A second XI from the late 90s would annihilate this team.

Just saw the squad even newcastle could give them a game

I do see zicomartin's point, but there is room for big and small prints. I think getting shitload of 'Hopeless' flyers into the ground would be good personally.

Unfortunately, the word 'generally' stand out like a sore thumb to me. The writer of the emailed covered themselves with that. Take a copy of the email with you with the Health and Safety Manager's signature etc on it.

I mean, well done.