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Costa having his Chelski medical.

Oh man, you lucky fuck.

Nice idea but you now how it'd go down. Everyone would pull together in the same direction to get the alternative WC going somewhere decent like the USA, then two days before kick off NUST would announce it's going to be in Canada.

Can't believe he's only 28. Has the fitness of a 35 year old clogger.

Put some on Brazil/Messi. So many markets though tbh. Feel so underprepared! Ended up putting some money on Brazil, Spain, Chile -1 in the first couple days. Will do more research if I get time.

Shola truly is the people's champion.

My list was here: http://9jaolofofo.com.ng/super-eagles-names-23-man-world-cup-list/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Also timestamped a while ago.

http://i.imgur.com/ntfOK.jpg

Goalkeepers: Vincent Enyeama (Lille/FRA), Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United), Austin Ejide (/ISR) Defenders: Elderson Echiejile (Monaco/FRA), Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC/SCO), Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor/TUR) Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves), Kenneth Omeruo (Middlesbrough/ENG), Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC/ISR), Joseph Yobo (Norwich City/ENG) Midfielders: Mikel Obi (Chelsea/ENG), Ogenyi Onazi, (Lazio/ITA) Ejike Uzoenyi (Enugu Rangers), Gabriel Reuben (Beveren/BEL), Nosa Igiebor (Real Betis/SPA), Sunday Mba (CA Bastia/FRA), Michael Uchebo (Cercle Brugge/BEL) Forwards: Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow/RUS), Shola Ameobi (Newcastle United/ENG) Victor Moses (Chelsea/ENG), Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce/TUR), Osaze Odemwingie, (Stoke city/ENG) Nnamdi Oduamadi (Varese/ITA)

It's like when Rey Mysterio got to headline Wrestlemania.

Lallana asking to leave? Ashley should be kicking himself, the fat twat: We should have more sought after assets on our books and more clubs throwing money at us.

While SGTF raises a good point and it would be pretty entertaining to watch, the 'mystery' of why Ashley chose Newcastle grows ever more clear. The proudest fans in the land who will intransigently show up no what they're served (and usually advertising t-shirts they've purchased from your shop beforehand!), a reasonable international reputation and PL pedigree (with all the revenue that brings).

16 clubs in for him apparently. All but one derisory anonymous Premier League offer said to be considered after the World Cup. Allegedly not interested in being paid in Reebok jumpsuits.

1 goal in 19 games this season, sounds like it. New lease of life

Heskey has been a hit there, hasn't he?

Aussies will think he's a total spunk. Spicking caketakers.

Enhanced odds, somewhere? Great value if not. Might jinx follow you on it. Nope. I put it on ages ago thinking it would shorten, but think I checked a week or 2 ago and it's still 33s. Well worth a tenner IMO. Yup, for sure. Will put something on when I'm at an internet connection where gambling websites aren't blocked

Enhanced odds, somewhere? Great value if not. Might jinx follow you on it.

Shit, man, think of the personality and character that team had and compare them to the current bunch of no marks. I can't get behind ingerland, it just doesn't feel like my team anymore. Must be the username, but I always thought you were Nordic!

Worst Dutch squad I can remember (personnel-wise, anyway).

If he scores, he'll celebrate like Nigeria have won the thing

Think he will, this time. The Ozil signing sent showed the calibre of player they're now after/can compete for and I fancy them to get another 1 or 2 of that level, over the summer. If they get a better starting striker in and someone who can take a grip of the midfield more in the bigger games then I fancy them to do really push for the league next year. They're already weaker now that Sagna has pretty much done one. Blessing in disguise. Their joint weakest position at the top level. Jenkinson is fine as a replacement RB, and this could give them a good kick so they can get Debuchy. Jenkinson's not a CL level fullback. Not first XI, but as cover for Debuchy.

PardU-KIP.