Beren

sterling was on for sturridge, no ? Following on BBC live text. Bit behind.

Fantasy football.

Bring on Sterling

Still papering over the cracks Brett.

It was a write off in January really Well Pardew was the manager in August, so techniiically...

Did he actually say that? What a fool. Where were you without Suarez earlier in the season? Still pretty high IIRC.

I will update this, this weekend btw.

Putting Everton on the front foot against us always works out brilliantly, doesn't it Alan, you unstoppable moron.

Mr. Offside the Non-Goalscorer

Everton by a few goals would be my guess for tonight.

Should be a bumathon given they were lucky to lose by only 2 to Norwich, but they seem to raise their game for the bigger sides. Reckon they'll only lose by two goals - unless they concede early in which case the floodgates could open.

Arsenal, Everton (DNB), Citeh - Trixie

It should be a great title race, but the two main contenders are just too rich for it too feel like the outcome of a genuine competitive season, and the third is Liverpool - a club so far up its own arse, it can see its breakfast (as I speak, the SSN website has a picture of Gerrard and Carrrrraphlegm kissing the CL trophy in Istanbul). Would be great if it were Arsenal, Everton and Newcastle up there instead. (I know, lerl).

Knowledge. Love a good old fashioned post like that where he would no doubt have came back to the thread all had it happened but now pretends like nothing

Our relegation side was worse.

They're cunts too. Robben I think I'm just beginning to hate football in general.

Such a dogshit fixture in so many ways: Who can outcheat who? They bring out the worst in each other they really do (not that they're always saints against others).

Penassi

Just the 29 points on the bench.

Mutch on the bench too. Put money on Chester to score for Hull

Goddam man, ouch.

Hope he doesn't blame the ref for the defeat because it is all his teams' fault He rarely lays into his players publicly, but he should. They deserve it.

Conversely, you could wait forever for Mourinho's smug dickheadedness. Hope they draw Real in the semi-finals or Zlatan crucifies them with his own (more likable) dash of smugness.

Release him and bring Aurier in in the summer. Or Debuchy.

Need upgrades on him, Sagna and Giroud plus more depth up front.