Beren

Mourinho is getting a bit over-excited. Needs to calm down, it's only fucking February.

My first clue that the video was fake was that you can hear the crowd at Craven Cottage.

and the organisation continually trying to put him over - excellent

Cup final and quarter-final. Genuinely sickening

http://i53.tinypic.com/nmf0bq.jpg "NO IT CAN'T BE... HE'S BACK, JR! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

How about vaguely credible then?

Poor Curbishley All those betting shortlists for every managerial vacancy for the last x years - and he's booted within a month! Was the Fulham owner in before Rene was hired? Either way - don't mind a ruthless owner. If it's for the good of the club, it's actually quite laudable to admit a hire (or three!) were wrong and take steps to rectify it. Better than sticking with the same turd for the sake of some daft notion of "stability".

I miss Ian W.

Is there a reasonably accurate list of the respective salaries of the NUFC squad anywhere?

I blame Interpolic for all this

Sewelly's sig is brilliant

Good tie, anyway. Arsenal getting back some rhythm just in time.

Arsenal squeezing the life out of the match here well. Good possession.

"Oh, has he been booked Steven?"

Gray Someone stick a sock in his mouth.

Could Gray be more biased ffs

Referring to Gerrard just as 'Steven' is so much worse than 'Stevie G'.

We just lost 3-0 at home to Sunderland. There's not much farther down to go until you're at the footballing equivalent of Absolute Zero tbh - which isn't an altogether unfitting molecular metaphor of our attacking movement under Pardew. Definitely worth the gamble. It's like being asked higher or lower after drawing the 3 of Spades.

I'm quietly hopeful I'll get to see HBA achieve success, but I'm gutted it won't be for us - but I've had time to resign myself to that for over two years now. Really hope he lands up at a good club.

Excellent

Forgot he was still on the books. Will be Cabaye's replacement.

It's perfectly safe - we're far more focused on self-immolation to take it personally! Besides which we've been battered far more embarrassingly and on a fairly consistent basis at this point, sadly. Good post - agree with a lot of it, though I don't have as high hopes for De Jong as you.

This better the devil you know shit is like the worst. It's awful man. I don't disagree with you. It's a complete fallacy. I mean, what is manifestly more depressing than this? I'd gamble, rather than stick every time