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Wilshere: "Kick me in the face, break my nose, now now now!"

Sturridge in 'passes almost to a teammate' shocker

In retrospect if I was the Icelandic manager I'd definitely call up Hathor Bjornsson for the lols. Try contesting a header with him lol.

There must be an echo in here..

Thought he and Rooney were probably the only players who looked decent in the first half for us personally. I think making everything go through Rooney has the whole team hamstrung. He's trying to be a playmaker and he's just not. I'd get on some more selfless players, hell even Milner for Rooney and Lallana for Sturridge and it would be like chalk and cheese.

Put the belly away, Ian.

He looks completely out of his depth this tournament He's doing exactly what he did in the U21 Euros last summer. Not interested in playing in a team mate, just wants to shoot every time he has the ball. Because hes isolated as f*** man how do people keep doing this. He is dropping deep to even get the ball. Makes it all the more nonsensical then that he continues his non stop shooting then Kane shouldnt be dropping deep, Sturridge shouldnt be wide. Sterling shouldnt be playing. How do you score with no striker in the area? Whos meant to score? Its all moronic. Ofcourse we're relying on set pieces and long shots, we are constantly outnumbered inside the box if we even have a striker in there. Also there's literally no movement in the middle when we're on the ball, it's so static and abject I'd swear you could put everyone in black and white stripes and slap a Wonga logo on the front and you'd not bat an eyelid as it looks exactly like it did for us under McClaren.

Why can't our players hit the ball at the goal at all? Literally the whole tournament we've been struggling at this extremely basic thing.

But we've already got 3 strikers on the pitch, and that's our problem, we've got no-one at all who has a clue on how to dictate play and unlock a defense.

Kane and Sturridge in the same mode, absolutely zero clue at bringing others into play. Not good enough to shoot from anywhere for England but time and time again they do it.

Fucking genius Roy Hodgson strikes again, picking players for countering vs a team that will generally sit back. Like the last 3 fucking games. Beyond incompetent. What position is Rooney playing anyway? Thinks he's Pirlo or something.

I really thought that was in.

Well as one's horse faeces and the other is a striker who thinks he has the ball skills of Lionel Messi...

Payet shooting from his own half would have a 100% goal rate tbh.

Get Carroll on to dominate their keeper and give us some presence up front imo

Players fear the drubbing from Shearer if they don't perform

Oh well.

Looks like he's lost some weight, in the worrying way tbh.

1-1, England on pens for the first time since 1996.

I'm commenting on the comic you delicate little flowers

You know where the avatars come from right?

? Read Squires' comment at the end

So much Guardian-esque leftie bitterness

Actually think Carr is the very least of the problems we have. The 5-1 showed what 'his' players can do with the right motivation (i.e. management). I think for a head scout he's actually done pretty well, all clubs have signings that flop and more often not we've done well, with obvious exceptions like Cabella (who we only signed because Kinnear undersold Cabaye) and Thauvin.

All the Albanian girls look like they could be the Bella Twins.