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Was going to post the old Channel 5 logo, but that Printer cartridge is bang on

Don't know why I find it funny that some people don't get the meme. Wish I could go on Catchphrase against some of yous

Pretty much this

Think I saw him pull a hammy on the pass to the keeper..

Yep this is what I remember - Wikipedia agrees to an extent - 99–2000 30 2000–01 26 2001–02 18 2002–03 35 2003–04 25 2004–05 23 2005–06 11 2006–07 22 Pretty Bellamy-esque tbh

I think the concept of loyalty has changed somewhat over the years. I think once a player has moved for a fee to their 2nd club at the same level where there at, e.g. 2 Premier League clubs, he's never going to be 'loyal'. For example, a youth team prospect who works his way into the first team and stays until a big money move comes in I'd still consider a loyal player, and also he'd be loyal to his new club provided he stays for many a year, or until his contract runs out. But if he makes a sideways move to another Premier League club, he'd just become a normal ("mercenary") player. For real life examples of this I'd say Michael Carrick, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Alan Shearer etc. I know it's all subjective, but to find truly 'loyal' players nowadays is hard. Money talks :/ There aren't really any mercenaries any more, it's the norm rather than the exception that players will have at least half a dozen clubs under their belts before they retire.

Dunno, maybe when I was 14 I might have found her attractive. Just looks like a spoiled kid and her mouth looks like Rio Ferdinand's pumped with fillers. Fill ya boots mate.

IDK, just get him out imo. The epitomy of the type of personality we do not need going into Championship football next season. The longer he sticks around, the more damage he does in the dressing room.

Sound man, you say? Camera has a microphone, no?

Dwight Gayle looks like an extra from GTA in that tunnel sequence

Gordon Ramsay's illegitimate child

.....is he wearing fake tan? (the plaster on his arm) http://i.imgur.com/tptrQOo.png http://i.imgur.com/H4enQpU.png That's fcking George Osborne

I think he'd have had more of a chance of getting into the England 11 by being the stand-out player of the Championship, rather than Zaha's stand-in at Palace, who look like they're going down next year on recent form.

http://i.imgur.com/XPFhbyW.jpg

His head looks too small for his face

Looks like the default FIFA career pro guy

same

Probably one of the few English players whose value has increased because of the Euros by virtue of not being part of that clusterfuck.

His watch is bigger than his face.

Vardy comes on, scores 2, Roy's a genius.

Everyone was literally standing still mind, statuesque movement born out a set of players that have no consequences to poor performance as they know Roy will keep picking them anyway. Yup, Rooney included with his glacial speed. Tbh don't know why Roy didn't just turn up to the Euros with 14 players, pointless taking anyone else.

Everyone was literally standing still mind, statuesque movement born out a set of players that have no consequences to poor performance as they know Roy will keep picking them anyway.

That well-renowned free kick taker that assisted and scored so often for England throughout the qualifiers.