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I really don't get the love-in for Ameobi from some, he was briefly good when he first came into the team, and then under Glenn Roeder. Otherwise he's been absolutely useless, and I'm convinced he has been picked and kept on historically just because he's local - not his fault mind. Sentiments aside there is no way this fraud of a footballer should have been employed by Newcastle United for 14 years ffs.

Sole contractor?

His parents are Muslims, I don't think he regards himself as Muslim That long post from Alto is full of contradictions, on the one hand says being Arab has nothing to do with it BUT then saying Ben Arfa being Arab has contributed to it because he does not get the leeway that Griezmann got In Islam you are born into it if your parents are Islamic.

Seems like everyone's getting Austria now

Hard to argue with any of those tbh.

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If you want a team you can have one Yes please...and a decent one compared to the All Whites (seriously is it that hard to call the New Zealand)...so that's anyone Decent? What you sayin!

Why not Armstrong up front next season? If he blasted 20 in League 1 in his debut season, wouldn't the natural progression be to then play in the Championship?

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Last time we were down seemed like we were on the telly every other week tbh.

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Not if you have Austria

Class! Ordered to by UEFA because not enough people have watched the CL through BT.

Genocide, you say?

Alaba? Arnautovic? Fuchs? They're Austrian? w00t

Fucking Austria. I don't even know a single player in their squad.

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isn't the correct term, a "sack of cocks"? I'll defer to you on this one.

Swap out Martial for Benzema and that's actually quite a frightening line up.

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Redmond and Townsend on the wings would be wanktastic tbh.

You do know he's just helped Napoli finish second in Serie A, yeah? Need Reina to stay in the game, same pronunciation phonetically as my own surname so useful on FIFA

That was the best bit!

Would love more Darth Vader / Graham Carr images personally. The resemblance on the one Dave posted was absolutely uncanny.

Mark Lawrenson thinks Alaska is a country. By some distance the funniest thing the tiresome c***'s ever said n'all. Autobahn, mate. 'Nuff said