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Anyone else remember that 'welcome to the toon' video he did when he signed, and he was walking around the town with a camera guy and a interviewer, and they asked random passers by if they knew him? Was a right laugh

Reads better in a heavy Jamaican accent

As a man, he must be so fking intimidating. Something in the eyes, it's sort of Mike Tyson-esque. 6ft1 of pure muscle and absolutely not afraid to put himself about. This might seem a bit old-school, but I want him to clatter more people, he needs to get 1 or 2 reds a season. I want the opposition players to actually fear this guy who really doesn't give 2 fucks about the consequences. Viera got many a red in his day - he holds the PL record currently for all-time sending offs. If it puts any hint of doubt in an opposition player and makes them play safer or more nervously, he's done his job.

Viera's been retired for quite a bit, mind

More meaningful coronation than Charles got that's for sure.

He's my player of the season to be honest, it might be considered splitting hairs, but if we'd lost either Bruno or Gordon for the season, I think without Bruno we might have been fighting relegation. How he's held us together with a youth team player one side and a crocked Longstaff the other for a big chunk of the season has been astonishing. Let alone the period of zero bookings.

3 players on 10 assists for the season now, amazing

Fuck sake he seems made of glass now

Needs some confidence and arrogance is all. I think he's trying too hard to just follow instructions and not go for the instinctive options.

Yes it's not ideal. He's a poor-man's Nolan if we're looking for a comparison I'd say - with none of the leadership.

For me, I may be in a minority, but I've said it before - he's an attacking midfielder. He makes good runs into the box, he can connect well striking the ball. When he's not 100% and running for 90 minutes pressing people down, he doesn't have the technical ability or awareness to play further back than behind the strikers. I don't think we have that sort of position in Eddie's general play though.

Need to sign Josh just for the lols

Almiron contorts so much just to lay it off with his left when it was such a simple in-stride pass on his right instep

Joelinton so fking strong

Isak off? Definitely a misclick that

3 mins till Joelinton & Barnes, Brownbottle called it tbf

Tbh I just want NUFC to get the most money it can get out of this, whatever is reasonable. Anything over £10m seems reasonable to me. I don't care how quick he goes over there, I don't care about Man Utd and how quick him going there might 'help them'. I just want the money in our coffers ASAP so we can use it and get on with things. If he goes after the summer window I think his buy-out value is going to plummet. I think I'm in the minority but I really don't care for making Dan sit on gardening leave for 18 months and us getting nothing as a result, we don't gain anything tangible out of that. Get the money and move on.

Great, get a client call and missed the last 2 goals, all I know from this match is we're shit and been bailed out

Eddie and JT desperately signalling to make their 60 min sub or to call it off as Isak scores...

The coldest blood runs through his veins.. you know his name... /Chris Cornell RIP

Bruno lives a diving header

Whole team jogging about ball-watching except Isak and Bruno

As I said in the match thread, that lady Belgian shotputter is quicker off the line than him. He's terrified of leaving his 6 yard box.