Haz

I’m happy to get him. At the very least, it helps us to pretend this was always the strategy (any strategy) and, in the real world, he should be able to score goals. Which, at 07.00 this morning, looked vanishingly possible. If Wolte felt any pressure to be the lone wolf, it should feel a little easier for him now.

54? I think I've overstayed my welcome then. I'm fucked.

I refuse to believe someone woke up this morning and said Fuck it, get rid. This was decided some time and it would be complete humiliation save for Wissa on his way.

Bastard. I hope Dan Burn folds him in half next time they meet. Now officially humiliated and fucked for replacements. This Rat could possibly have wiped out our season already.

This looks like smoke and mirrors. Nobody confirms this and SSN(I know) would be all over this rumour or not. Nada, nothing. In the real world, to keep such a disgruntled player I'd just cutting everyone's nose off. No matter how much you fine him, ostracise him, you cannot simply throw him into the pitch and say,"Play!" All the media would be all over this. They aren't.

He says he got it in writing. So he should produce it and see if it makes any difference?

He won't sleep tonight; pacing up and down waiting for the call.

Then Larsen or Wissa, need to get their ares into gear and get here immediately.

If anything going to happen, with anyone, it needs to get weaving tomorrow. We aren't very good at deadline day surprises.

Give her wor best!

Its almost a Geordie 11 and not England.

The only ways to get another in more its if the dominoes fall, or another out of the blue addition. i feel for some of the players sometimes. If they express a preference they’d like to come to us - and nothing happens, they’ll get dogs abuse from sections of their own fans.

So weve signed Rod Stewart?

Let Eddie speak to him. Job done.

SSN said Bayern knocked back several times but once he spoke to Eddie, that was that and he’s on his way! So we can’t compete with the big boys? Suck it Bitch!

Now its the Winter of our discontent; made glorious Summer by this Jorman lad. congratulations gentlemen! I've often thought we just clutch names out of the blue but some of you have agitated for this guy for quite some time. I wonder if whoever's left in nufc's scouting team read NO avidly and take heed? Well done!

Got to be a jet. NUFC only deal with jets, not Turboprops. Appearances after all.

Not even on the bench today.

One pundit on SSN said we've been humiliated in the transfer market! How do they figure that? We’re humiliated because we’ve attempted to sign elite players and hampered by a sulking player? Cunt.

Was their latest refusal a money refusal or a complete indication hes going nowhere to anyone? I cant beleive he’s(at the moment) our only saviour but think he’s worth no more than 35 mill?

Has there been the slightest indication we're interested in him? Or this is just hopeful speculation?

It would be easier to resurrect his career than Isak’s..

£35 mill plus add ons? We don't really want him do we?

So are we now in the final phase whereas we are left with a list of players that we wouldn't touch with a bargepole ordinarily and also those who we think aren't good enough for NUFC.

Need clarification? If the agreement exists, was it about contract modification or an agreement he could move on? Either way, he’s still a cunt.