Disco

Each to their own but I don't.

Yes, I agree, and maybe taking into account this point I am being harsh. However, current day Alan Smith is barely a footballer. Good job Allardyce/Ashley didn't know this before we bought him, oh wait...

Completely different players IMO but I do agree. His performance against us in the 2-6 is possibly the best individual performance I've ever seen. Scholes is up there with Zidane and Xavi. Lampard is atleast 2 echelons below that. Going to far IMO, not to say he is not a top, top player who was criminally treated by England and underrated by the English media and large swathes of supporters. Xavi and Zidane are/were just a different level for differing reasons.

Completely different players IMO but I do agree. His performance against us in the 2-6 is possibly the best individual performance I've ever seen.

Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place. And we should all know Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Cheick Tiote Cheick Tiote Ohhhhhhhhh (repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty I didn't make it. Sounds quite good though to be fair. Your alteration would obviously work too, will see if I can get it changed for you tomorrow. As for yours, I like it but no fucker ever sings it! Aye I know, tried to get it going at Everton back in the day to no avail.

Got a horrible, horrible feeling it will be Carlton Cole. The signing of Shefki Kuqi only makes this opinion stronger.

The whole thing has been a disgrace from start to finish. Why does anything sporting stadium related with a big organisation (Wembley and OS) end up being so unbelievably shitly organised. Absolute fucking joke. Feel sorry for the WHU fans in a way, being moved from their perfectly adequate stadium which suits them fine to what will be a soulless bowl that will provide a shit football watching experience all because 3 bellends (Gold, Sullivan and Brady) fancy making a bit more money.

In terms of footballing ability it would be Beharall or Fumaca. Never professional footballers in a million year.

Not the worst, just the most unnecessary as was shown by Allardyce picking him to play here, there and everywhere when he first arrived. Ashley's marquee signing - knows his football.

Unlikely say the BBC

yup

Nail on head.

Lunchtime tomorrow?

Low wages, knows Dekka, v.unlikely to kick up a fuss with the board, media friendly.

And Hughton has said himself, that they did not give him a reason for his sacking. Code for racially motivated tbh.

Rio's injured ain't he? Reckon City might nick something if so.

Ah Channel 5 with Murray, Nevin, and Joe Royle

Only other things I remember are that Estonian team bringing 1 fan and winning £60 predicting Nestor Cannobbio would score the first goal when we beat Vigo 2-1.

Was handball like (must've forgotten to hold his stomach this time) if a little harsh. Probably the best game Martins had for us against teams that didn't include Michael Dawson.

Good job we got the injured Irish nutjob in from the Villa then.

If AZ had had a shit manager I reckon we'd have gone through despite that but they didn't and v.Gaal played in masterfully.

Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place. And we should all know Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Cheick Tiote Cheick Tiote Ohhhhhhhhh (repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty

Random. Don't know if you've been before but the Keepmoat is shit. Proper out of town flatpack job.

Woah Woah Woah what the fuck?! What about the hundreds of times players have pulled out from the senior squad. Jog on FA you fucking bunch of piss artists.