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The comments paint the harsh reality of what it means to be Crystal Palace: smaller than small-time, flittering microbes hanging onto the skin of the beast that is Premiership existence, and hoping the winds don't get stronger. Can't wait until they go back down and return to listening to their UK Garage CDs and letting people in for free at half-time.

Ugh, and then you read the comments below that tweet and you realize we live in a really ridiculous world

Wow, this is going better than we expected!

I wonder why we keep going back to the French league for these kinds of players (HBA, Cabella, now him) if this is how football is played in France. The last 2 managers we've had clearly hate this concept, and I have no idea if McLaren is the same.

So we either sell or leave all our young players with potential on the bench to rot. Anyways, getting this guy would be a wet dream.

Will we be moving the benches for that formation in the dugout?

14/15 - stayed up by 3 points, won 6 against us. 13/14 - stayed up by 5 points, won 6 against us. 12/13 - stayed up by 3 points, won 4 against us. Disgusting.

Obertan will now be keeping them all out?

I love how if they have to make any point barely critical of Sunderland and appreciative of us they have to end the sentence with "... I'm not a mag."

My word, HBA vs. Cabella. I wanna fly down from Canada for this one!

Getting married to Cisse

Aye it's amazing that it gets regurgitated. At best, Pardew lets 1 or 2 of his flair players do what they do. No more no less. Keep it tight, bit of magic. He's spouted his philosophy in public over and over again, people don't seem to latch on.

Someone quickly do a shoe match.

Get over it man! Everytime I see Ben bloody Arfa's name now, it just remeinds me of this. Never.

Pards has a career in PR once he retires. He can get Kim Jong Un in the running for the England job given the chance. Huckster of the highest order.

those are actually good.

Thauvin probably nutted them.

True, but he struggled massively at times. He probably deserved more of a chance to try and acclimatise to the league, but still don't understand why people are unwilling to recognise the failings of players during the Pardewic period. I like.

I don't know, mine have become quite the erogenous zones.

You know that's coming.

The only difference between those who prefer Colback and those who prefer Anita is that the ones who prefer Colback are wrong.

Some seriously simple tautological conclusions being drawn from this move on here

awesome