DJ_NUFC

I love how Leeds was thrown in there for effect.

Would the acquisition of 'Curbs' signal the return of 360 Scotty Parker, here to retire?

Imagine actually watching football games and coming to the conclusion that Gouffran is a far better player. That post ... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/twitchy.gif

And so it begins. I mean, continues. Jesus Christ. That's gotto be one of the best football quotes, like, ever.

The media have to take some serious responsibility with how little knowledge and interest they show in clubs outside of the top 4, or 'lahndan.' Were it not for fans like you, I personally would've not known how bad it was at Villa park. Ditto for the SackPardew campaigners.

It's common sense that Ben Arfa was being cited in any effective argument against Pardew in the autumn. For him to subsequently defend Pardew's position obviously conflicted with that line of criticism. As for the Fox News comparison. Pretty rich given that you've basically just pulled some utter crap out of thin air. I never called him a Pardew apologist. I said it's stupid - though thoroughly unsurprising on here - to suggest Hatem helped remove Pardew. I agree with you that we've all been waiting far too long for one of our players, especially HBA, to have an all-out go at the cunt in the press, but we've not had that even from departed players, like Cabaye. It's as if he has some hypnotic hold on them, much like how he had on most of our fans. Can't even get someone to say he's shit in public.

The amount of revisionism going on in this thread is worrisome. The regime has clearly won, if people believe a word Pardiola and his sycophantic lickdogs say about HBA. The facts have been laid out many, many times by many posters over the years about HBA's mistreatment and subsequent propaganda from Pards and the club in regards to his situation. As Keegan told us about this lot, don't believe the lies. Anyways, in response to Ronaldo's holier-than-thou stance about how HBA was some sort of Pardew apologist and actively harmed the SackPardew campaign, I can only imagine he's been watching a bit too much Fox News and learning how to create sensationalist, hyperbolic stories where none exist. So let me get this straight: HBA is unmanageable and falls out with every manager, so no wonder he fell out with Pardew, but on the other hand, didn't publicly berate Pardew, so he was Pardew's apologist? Make up your fucking minds, people.

Unbelievable and pretty fucking distasteful, tbh. Ballsy, nonetheless.

And even that, not sure what's wrong with hating his appointment from the start. Those of us who wish well for this club weren't wanking away at the announcement of some silver-haired charlatan plucked from the bottom of the managerial scrapheap after getting fired from League One. It stank of regression, and regress we have since then. If Hughton had to be sacked (which also made no sense), we should've upgraded. Instead we hired someone you'd not buy a used car from.

Where is hbarecall? We need you to get us through this tough phase of goodbyes and farewells, big fat.

Duckface, dude. What is this, 2005 MySpace?

Let's never let assholes rewrite history about what went down with HBA and Pardew. Pardew was treating him like vermin every chance he got, starting a whole host of footballing legends in his place, players such as Raylor, Gosling, Shola, his mam, etc. Motherfucker. Even Ranger got back into the team. Probably the worst pro we've ever employed was forgiven while Lovely Hatem wasn't. Please stop Great point, nonetheless. Laughing as otherwise it hurts too much. Au revoir, Hatem.

Let's never let assholes rewrite history about what went down with HBA and Pardew. Pardew was treating him like vermin every chance he got, starting a whole host of footballing legends in his place, players such as Raylor, Gosling, Shola, his mam, etc. Motherfucker.

Please don't remind me of that teamsheet vs. Everton after Ba'd just departed: Cisse still on the right, with Shola up top in place of Ba That was when I was sold on the Pardew Out campaign gathering steam at the time.

Pardew's worst move in all his time here, ruining this lad's potential / career. I know all the bullshit his detractors will come out with "hiz own folt marra," etc., but at the end of the day, under a more positive, different manager, we'd have built our fucking team around him and he'd have been a legend for us. As it stands, both parties can share the blame, but it's about 70-30 in Pardew's favour. Fuck you, Alan Pardew.

Farewell, sweet prince.

I'm never one to bring out anyone's personal failures in public, but shut the fuck up you gambling old drunk.

So far reminds me of what Kevin Nolan did for us: not a whole lot in the middle of the park but still chipped in with goals.

I refuse to open that link.

Mr Ekim Yelhsa http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140416021517/simpsons/images/5/5e/Snrub.jpg http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121208175702/uncyclopedia/images/f/f9/Otm_Shank.jpg

Won't be having this. Carver can fuck right off and should've been sacked the moment he challenged our fans to a sunset duel and then hid behind security at sundown. Fans who travelled hundreds of miles to watch us get stuffed 4-0. He epitomizes the Pardew reign and should not be getting this job by default, not even as a fucking caretaker. Carver out, ad infinitum.

Best thread title yet.

Seconded. Sack the admins, tbh.

Bantz Was Woodman the genius behind the 'CM' moniker attached to the tracksuit tops of the Chinese delegation visiting Palace back in the day?

These snake-oil salesmen need hounded out of our club. As said above, 3 more to go.