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Dennis Wise dusting out his suit...

This.

What the fuck? Starting to doubt he ever existed for us.

I was just thinking I'm due one, it's just that ... http://gifstumblr.com/images/theres-no-emoticon-for-what-im-feeling_1401.gif

I think the Guardian article is pretty fair as an assessment of his time here, they're basically saying he was a yes-man who will not go down in history as anyone important. I love this bit: Pardew himself leaves Newcastle with a profile reconditioned: a slightly wonky appointment four years ago, he has now been elevated to a spot among the elite mid-rangers of the Premier League, an angrier Bruce, a less convincing Allardyce, a River Island Tony Pulis. Meanwhile Mike Ashley has reinforced his well-earned reputation for expertise in flogging off sporting goods you’re not sure you really want at a phoney knock-down price. Box fresh Pardew: recommended retail price £6m. Yours not for £4m, or £3m, but – and I’m robbing myself here – just two million pounds!

Some fantastic write-ups this morning about Ashley, shows not everyone in the press is blind to what's gone on at our club. Especially love how they relish in calling the fat man names.

Moretti? Come onnnnnn. That's more of a JFK exit beer, this occasion calls for something much better

Would rather keep Pardew or Beardsley I seriously want to cry.

He says nufc stop deal this day with monaco and he wants hba go in nufc 2 january The big fat loves hatem Welcome back

what kind of bleak dystopian office space are you in where you have to explain smiles jesus He was just like ''good news?'' and I couldn't possibly tell him that I was happy because some English team had just changed manager Some English team? So is this how you talk about us to your friends, VI? We now see what we mean to you...

Anyone but Steve Bruce, please, and we may see the impossible happen.

Exactly. If the media paint him to be some kind of gentleman with principles in regards to the transfer policy and the environment at St. James', I will lose my sh1t. He's been the fucking proponent and biggest spokesperson for the regime whose boots he happily licked for all these years. "Dedicate this win to Mike..." GTFO.

Ditto. One of my Arsenal supporting friends almost, almost ruined this moment for me, by saying, I kid you not, "he's done well, you just beat Everton!" Whaaa? Do these people live in a game-by-game bubble? And haven't most Arsenal fans been calling for Wenger to be sacked? Fans of other clubs = retards.

Forum kept randomly signing me out, could just be the regulars getting the boot, for whatever reason.

Why... why would you bump this?

Well this is a new development... Pardew following in the footsteps of Keegan?! Never thought I'd write that sentence.

Please no Steve Bruce. Ugh.

It's fair to say this campaign drove him out. No way he'd have considered the lowly Palace (who he made fun of being linked with before) if it wasn't for this campaign, which had him weeping on the sidelines on a rainy night at Stoke. This campaign broke him, and he has jumped ship at the first opportunity. Well. Fucking Done.

Too early to start donating to sackcarver.com?

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING DAY IN HISTORY.

Currently the most hated poster.

How are we doing in terms of relegation? Are we pretty much safe? I guess the question I need to know is when do I stop watching? Last year we hit our 39 point mark and every put their collective feet up.

These are the kinds of things that should make an owner sit up and take notice. We spent quite a bit of money on him (in Ashley speak) and Pardew paraded him around as some sort of replacement for Cabaye AND HBA rolled into one. And then keeps starting fucking Gouffran and Sammy. Ridiculous. Cabella seems like he needs time and faith to make it in this league, the potential and skill is there to make it. If only we had an attacking, positive manager.