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DJ_NUFC

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  1. As I mentioned in the other thread, he should be playing those balls for Villa and Torres to latch onto. Maybe next season he'll get recognised. Maybe needs to take off his shirt more often?
  2. Forget Nolan - I want an animated GIF of the blade defender (set to some gay disco muzak) Someone get on this, pls.
  3. How our Jose isn't playing those balls for Villa and Torres to latch onto is beyond me. Hopefully he gets recognised next season.
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    PROMOTIONOMETER

    FUCKING RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GODDAMN FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING WANKERS. TAKE THAT GERI HALLIWELL. Rat tat tat!!!!! Back in the Prem, tell your friends.
  5. FASSYMAN-DEM. Roughly translated to 'homosexual male' from Jamaican Patois. Yeah mon.
  6. Can someone explain the maths to me here: technically shouldn't we be hoping Forest lose and we win to seal promotion first and foremost? WBA are losing so that at least gives us the push we need for the title, safe in the knowledge that we're up regardless.
  7. Is the Spaniard crocked again?
  8. It's Taylor who may have a difficult time forgetting, I believe.
  9. Aye, they need to visit The Photo Thread, this lot.
  10. http://www.facebook.com/castrolfootball?v=app_6009294086&ref=search Looking evermore cool in a Castrol shirt.
  11. So what, we haven't beaten Derby in... three games now? The ghost of Allardyce looms large when this lot come around.
  12. People are forgetting those glaring misses against us which were blatantly intentional. Not sticking up for him and putting his kid in a Sunderland jersey is disgusting, but he's always maintained in the media his love for the Toon. Lee Clarke also played for them and is still welcomed back. And those misses were like hidden roses, I think. Or that he's truly shit.
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    Nile Ranger

    Logging in from work to join in this glorious, historic moment. NILE RANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I need to buy the tshirt now, like.
  14. Yo where's ma money going, bitches?
  15. The best Obama lookalike since that FWD email that went around that found some guy in Malaysia who looked like his long-lost twin. Maybe We Can!
  16. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=696429&sec=england&cc=5901 Ashton expected to retire By Soccernet staff November 9, 2009 Comment Email Print West Ham striker Dean Ashton is expected to officially announce his retirement from professional football by the end of this week. Empics Dean Ashton: Struggled with injury. Ashton has not played a first-team game for 14 months and the Hammers have resigned themselves to losing the 25-year-old, who has struggled to fully recover from an ankle injury suffered at England training in August 2006. It is believed West Ham are likely to seek compensation in the form of a £7 million insurance claim against the Football Association after medical experts revealed the striker has little chance of competing at the highest level again. The player may also take action, though it is not certain whether it would be against the FA or Shaun Wright-Phillips - whose tackle caused the initial ankle injury. Ashton was a product of the famous Crewe Alexandra youth system, which saw manager Dario Gradi bring through the likes of Daviud Platt Danny Murphy, Robbie Savage and Neil Lennon. After playing more then 200 games for the Railwaymen, he became Norwich City's record signing when he joined the Canaries for £3 million in 2005. A string of impressive performances and 17 goals in 44 league appearances earned him a move to West Ham in January 2006 for £7.25 million, where he became a first-team regular. He has scored 19 goals for the Hammers in 43 games, but for the past three-and-a-half years, the striker has found fitness hard to come by. The ankle break at England training ruled him out for the whole 2006-07 campaign and though he did return, scoring 11 goals in 35 appearances in the 2007-08 campaign, he broke down in new manager Gianfranco Zola's first training session in September 2008. England boss Fabio Capello rated Ashton highly and tipped him to make a big impact on the international stage, handing him his Three Lions' debut in a friendly against Trinidad and Tobago last summer. Zola has persistently refused to write-off Ashton but it is understood that the striker has had to admit defeat because of chronic degeneration in the ankle. It is believed he cannot twist or turn or take any impact on the joint and is also in constant discomfort. He has also been given a grave warning that he may be unable to walk properly if he continues to try and play football and may require further surgery in any case. Just last Friday, Zola reiterated the view that he still hoped Ashton would recover but after taking advice from specialists including Dutch surgeon Niek van Dyke, who originally operated on Ashton, West Ham have reluctantly accepted that the striker's career is over. The FA beefed up its insurance cover after a dispute with Newcastle United following Michael Owen's injury in the last World Cup but the Ashton claim will have to be dealt with by the previous company. The announcement is a big blow to West Ham, who have become heavily reliant on Carlton Cole to provide their firepower, though the club will be hoping to recoup some money through its compensation claim, which would likely be used to bolster Zola's attacking options. ------------------------------ A sad end to a very, very promising career. At one point he could've been the top English striker; certainly built and played like the old-fashioned center-forward. I know he has his fans around here, and tell you what fellas, it's a shitty end.
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    Jonas Gutierrez

    jonas is a good a player as robert......but he just can't be arsed. Madras, can I have what you're smoking, mate? It's freezing rain and sleet outside, will do me some good.
  18. Carroll is continuously frustrating. Sometimes falls over himself when the ball is passed to, other times rises majestically above three defenders to power a header from the acutest of angles against the far post; juggles the ball in the middle of the pitch, turns, loses one, two, three defenders and when all that's needed is a simple throughball to Ranger making a run, he passes it behind him, and other times misplaces the most simple passes.
  19. Yeah, Jonas looked pissed and me perplexed. Should've left him on.
  20. That last save like, reminiscent of Given's against Kevin Phillips' curler (best save I've seen in a toon shirt). Rat tat tat! Harper's made my day.
  21. MOTHERFUCKERRRRR! STEPHEN FUCKING HARPER, MARRY ME, YOU ARE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!* All bow for King Harper, upstages Given's theatrics on the same weekend!!!!! (*Not you, Mr. President.)
  22. Wish we had Whelan as manager and man. No wonder Ashley hates him.
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