Anon

Same return as Jordan Ayew

Wilson on the pitch?

13 goals in 101 games, 4 in the last 2 seasons

If you watch Harland's (admittedly not very impressive) highlights, there's a clip where a teammate lifts his leg back to shoot, in about half a second he sprints back onside, pivots then manages to get the first to the rebound by a clear yard. He's going to be immense.

Lascelles still has the touch of a rapist despite whatever improvements he's made on the ball

Since when was Kraft rapid

One commentator in each ear?!

Was that a foul?

I'm not sure I've ever been less conflicted on a player. He was shite every game we played, he was a literal body to occupy defenders and prevent ASM being wasted there but we won games despite him. I hope I never see him play again.

Dummet crocked

Just not starting every answer with "well, look..." is amazing tbh.

Look how many staff we have man

"General sense", these journos are stealing a living.

Dislocated that I reckon

Definitely looks like a back 3 in possession, back 4 out of possession.

Just looked him up and saw Cathro was at Spurs with Nuno, that one passed me by.

5 at the back with 2 DMs can get to fuck

Trippier starting do we reckon?

I read a write-up of another one where he says something like: "I obviously don't want to comment on every individual player we're linked with this summer but in this case it's not true"

Red but gotta even the earlier poor decision out obviously

Horrendous that from Thiago, not even given as a foul

One-move Trent

Comes out with stuff the average punter would say in the pub too