Decky

Stick in a load of positive lateral flows and give us a break to get a few players in ffs.

Dear God man ASM is fucked now too.

Hendrick?

I'm not sure we will any time soon because of his stature in the club. He's already not in our two best centre backs but starts every time.

Oh we're definitely losing this. Fuck we need defenders badly.

We were always going to concede, the defence is too shit to keep a side with those players out for 90 minutes. Just go and get a second.

Fucking dirty bastards man.

Nearly shat at Murphy's shot there, thought it was creeping in.

Fernandes booked for crying, fucking great.

I swear Ronaldo and Fernandes are shouting at the ref every 2 minutes.

BTW moving on from the potential red, what about Shelvey winning the ball in a great position and both him and Fraser leaving it?

Not being checked for a red no?

Has to be a red that.

They've too many decent forwards for our defence that they'll probably score so we definitely need a second.

Definitely still have goal in them though. Probably a stinking penalty.

How did he fucking miss.

Fuck sake ASM man. Tricking himself there nevermind the defender.

Dreading the second half.

Can the ref book Fernandes for being a crying bastard every 2 minutes?

Miggy on for Wilson and shift either him or ASM into the middle?

Might be alright?

New striker in the first week of January needed badly if hes out for ages.

Get in Dubs.

Referee is really giving fuck all freekicks in this like.

Ronaldo's look to Rashford there.