Decky

2-1 Chelsea!

QPR vs Wigan has kicked off. Watch those Wigan bastards get a win.

Why are our corners so shit man. We may as well just give it for a goal kick.

Off the bar, no fucking luck at all man.

@henrywinter 37s Bizarre equaliser.....Torres (on for Ba) to Oscar, whose shot is saved by Mignolet, catches Kilgallon, rolls in. OG masterclass here.

1-1 Chelsea.

Mackems have fucking scored too.

Yep.

Shocked they haven't conceded yet.

They don't look like they're fighting relegation out there.

Anita can play LB can't he? Why didn't they just put him in there, like for like?

Williamson warming up.

Absolutely fucked apparently.

Santons hamstring gone?

The crowd is really up for this.

Not looking forward to that asshole Duff having a stormer today.

Apparently it's £3.50 for a pint of Carling.

He only gets compensation for a year though?

We may as well just give up. If our team can't look at our predicament and avoid defeat to Fulham at home we're fucked.

And Europe is another excuse, something we qualified for 3 and a half months before the summer transfer window closed.

http://i45.tinypic.com/1zpsa41.jpg Look at us in that table with our squad man, it's absolutely unforgivable and Pardew should be gone at the end of the season. I don't even want to risk him next season, because if the shit hits the fan mid season I don't trust Ashley to replace him properly under pressure. It's better we get rid in May and have time to get a new manager in, and then the new manager has time to work with the team. Also Wigan play QPR tomorrow and have a game in hand.

Monkey's Heed.

Better than Sam Jacks? That place was insane any time I've went in there before a game.