Decky

British commentating is so bad at times man. Were they talking about pie or some shit there?

Watching the game with a cardboard TV on your head.

Yeah Look at the fucking tan on that fucking douche. Can't even see him with the gleam of the sun bouncing off his bald head.

Yeah

Lawro sounds completely fucking fed up, boring me to tears here. I just want to throw one of those canned ass chickens at his fucking head.

"We was gonna sign Neiman, but he's 5 stone soaking wet." "They said I couldn't get Neiman but were was they all these years on anafa planet? I play with him at Spurs we won da lot." "I called Scaldado. The Brazil Manager. Called on at his home and he answered like 'What's on your mind, Joe?' Asked him about Neiman and he said 'Well he's all tricks, innit he?' So we'll sign Cole on a free." Kinnear's probably on the phone to Scolari as we speak, just catching up.

"We was gonna sign Neiman, but he's 5 stone soaking wet." "They said I couldn't get Neiman but were was they all these years on anafa planet? I play with him at Spurs we won da lot."

Used that Paddy Power free bet for Newcastle fans on Man City half time/full time.

Kinnear was instrumental in getting Neymar to Barca.

Carr has a move for Neymar lined up but Kinnear blocked it.

Brazil look lethal here.

His entire interview man. I pretty sure at one point he said we need to find the best players for "the pitch" and "the player".

tbh

Ryder is as clueless as the rest of us man. He just posts stuff in the hope that if it's true he can look ITK.

Thanks for saving us Joe.

It didn't work last time. And we could end up with a much worse owner in the Championship. Definitely not.

Capello PSG manager apparently. Edit: Massive Giggs I see.

Joe Kinnear, managing director, director of football and manager. Give all the jobs to Joe.

Same. Set up for absolute disaster if not. Why would he leave now though? He'd surely have a part to play in the sale? If we're being sold he'd leave at the same time as Ashley.

It's jobs for the boys with Ashley, he'll just get one of his mates in regardless of his experience.

Kinnear running the fucking club, can you imagine? Shall we just go and start up a new Newcastle club now?

West Ham is actually a tough first home fixture, especially after getting hammered in the previous game.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22965509 He's gone, fucking hell. We all wished for this day yet none of us will be over the moon.

This is our season, looking at other enjoyable results and hoping teams like the mackems get hammered half as much as us.

It'll never get back to 0.