Decky

Attacking the Newcastle end for the second half.

Score early and this will be a massacre. COME FUCKING ON!!!

And went to prison while on our books.

Man I've been drinking water like fuck all week but yet today I've had two shits that are pure mousse. Not only that but my arse is red raw as well and its brutal to wipe. I had a shower about an hour ago and now I already need another one ffs. Will probably not shit for a day now and let the wounds heal, take a shit tomorrow and maybe finish the wiping job in the bath.

Need to go for a shit all of a sudden.

It hasn’t be proven that he “bummed an underaged boy”, if it was he’d be in jail. Everyone knows what happened but it’s still something he could get sued for.

Christ. Would love him to be sued for that.

Finish work at ten then it’s home and enjoy some build up. Crack a beer open at about 12. Enjoy the day folks because we’re going to hammer these!

I'm struggling to see why he'd leave us for PSG, especially when they could be losing Mbappe. PSG aren't the side they were in previous years and they'll definitely not be winning the Champions League any time soon. As a south American he will surely want to angle towards Barca or Madrid if its abroad, but if he was to stay in England it'd be somewhere like City where he'd win plenty of trophies. Its fairly obvious where Newcastle are aiming to be in the coming years and I'm sure that's been sold to him, so I find it hard to believe he'd leave for the likes of PSG but I guess we'll soon find out.

No way Burn gets dropped for the derby.

Barton is an absolute moron. It is painfully obvious what he is trying to do here to the point that its just embarrassing now. Trying to be controversial and make outrageous statements, using terms like woke, all bullshit to try and get a podcast off the ground and be the next Tate or to a lesser extent Russell Brand. The problem is Joey is a thick cunt and won't be able to navigate those waters without making pretty much every other similar podcaster distance themselves from him in the end. He'll get too nasty, because beneath it all he's just a piece of shit like his brother.

Genuinely not one bit worried about this, I'm really looking forward to it. The pressure is on them, in front of their own crowd. Our lads know if they just play their game they will win. I reckon an early goal for us to crank up the pressure on them further and we go on to win about 5 or 6 nil. If they can't handle the pressure they're going to get absolutely battered.

What is the story with putting that stuff up for the Newcastle fans, don’t think I’ve ever seen that before? Fucking hilarious though.

I wouldn’t mind even the Conference League because we’d have a good chance of winning either.

Rooney gone already apparently.

Got an assist today and should have had another at Luton to be fair. When you compare that to Almiron who has 6 assists since he signed id play a tired Gordon all day knowing we’ve more time off between games now.

He needs a break but we’ve five days until Sunderland and then a full week to City, then two weeks off. He’ll get his break there, we can’t afford to be dropping him at the minute.

Has to win the next game or I think we'll start seeing large sections of the fanbase turn on him.

As shite as Almiron is I'd put him on for Gordon. Gordon looks absolutely dead on his feet out there and we're gonna need tracking back as this game goes on.

If Wilson is injured again can we just buy another striker this month and get rid? Fuck me.

I don't think the league gets a Conference League spot unless a team already in Europe wins the League Cup. I think a team in Europe has to win the FA Cup as well for a second EL spot.

After Sunderland we only have 2 games in four weeks (3 if we beat Sunderland) so our squad should get a good rest and get back to a decent level of match readiness. Its also another month for the injured players to come back hopefully, and maybe we'll make a signing or two. January has the potential to be absolutely rank but better days are ahead this season.

Yeah Arsenal away is the only one I'd be fearful of, the rest are winnable and with a week between games and a winter break over us we should be able to get a good solid run together. If we get anything in January then I'm happy because in my mind I've written all 3 games off in our current state. Beating the mackems and getting another cup run going would be class as well.

Gonna be absolute scenes on here if Wolves and Chelsea go above us and we're 11th at some point in January. Before you panic just look at the fixtures after January.