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Probably read you raving on about how Ba was going to come good and decided not to buy a striker and all. You cock.

Fuck knows. Either way I'm pissing on Costa Rican bananas in Asda tonight. Should go down to Asda now and stand over the bananas with your cock out checking the forum on a phone for the next two hours.

I do love the idea that we left it so late because we didn't think he'd be as affordable as he is. "Jesus that lad is class, he's the answer to all of our prayers. No way we could afford him though I'm sure, not even going to inconvenience them by asking how much they want. That lad is just too good."

Thought the same tbh. Be typical if we finally tried to spend some money and ran into the one footballer on earth with some morals who wouldn't go for our bullshit.

Fuck sake. Hey, we tried our best though!! Fucking amateurs.

Ben Arfa Tiote Cabaye Jonas Ba Ruiz Option of moving Ben Arfa up top, Ruiz left and Jonas right as well. Me Gusta.

Don't really want us to sign an out and out striker anyway. As it stands we have Ba, Best and Shola to battle for that role. In terms of someone to play just off them, we have Ben Arfa and then nothing (which is why we've looked rubbish going forward so far this year). This lad would be an ideal signing, his goalscoring record is pretty fucking nifty as well.

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms." Did you try and go to bed at all? I gave it a shot, failed. I can't do it. Work tomorrow is going to suck nuts. Yeah, I have to be in at 2PM FFS.

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms." Did you try and go to bed at all? I gave it a shot, failed.

Couldn't sleep. Picked a good time to get up!

Told ya. Anyway, we're going to sign Macheda on loan and that'll be it for us. I'm off to bed then, have a nice evening folks and I look forward to tomorrow morning's meltdown reading.

Try living in Korea. Window closes at 7AM tomorrow morning. I love waking up first thing in the morning and being inconsolably angry. Aye, gonna get up at 8 and have a look then go back to bed for an ould failwank and a snooze.

Gonna go for a few beers now safe in the knowledge that absolutely fucking nothing will have happened by the time I get back online. Have fun lads.

Try living in Korea. Window closes at 7AM tomorrow morning.

Aye, was going to say the same thing. Santon - Colo - Taylor - Pieters would be a very exciting first choice back four. We'd also then have very good depth at both full back and center half with the versatility of both Pieters and Santon. I can't see it happening though, and a striker should be much higher on the list of priorities.

You make it sound like we know what we are doing If these deals are anything to go by, you know exactly what you're doing. You run the risk of upsetting some posters Neil. Ashley and Co are c***s and there's no way past that, all these class signings must be some kind of accident or - ah got it.. they'll sell for more. I think you'll struggle to find anyone who is unhappy with the signings we've made. It's the gaping holes in the squad and lack of willing to push the club as far as possible that pisses people off. If we get a striker (and I think we will), not sure where the gaping hole is. i'll start you off, centre half Taylor and Colo is a good pairing, and Williamson as a 3rd choice CB is hardly awful. Could do with a 4th choice like, but it's hardly awful. I'd buy another fullback first personally.

Cracking stuff.

Delighted Arsenal have signed PCY, won't have to watch Sunderland on the TV every fucking week over here now.

Ah, right, temporary whoosh.

Depends on price and effect it has on other targets, if we are offering £7m for Maiga I assume they are offering close to that to replace him. Wouldn't pay £7m for Gradel. Have you learned nothing this summer?

Promising young player, will be furious if this is the only striker we bring in before the deadline though. We've had 7 months and 35m to sort this out with, if the only striker we end up with from this is a free transfer with massive injury concerns it'll be a shambles.

Pardew has said quite consistently that we would sign a left back and a striker so it's not like that has changed because the ground wasn't full on Sunday. Aye, people have every reason to believe what they say like.

uh-oh... Aye. Cajun will be suiting up for action 24/7.