Shak

Aye, think we'll beat Man United 8-1 personally.

Biggest issue with him is he's making our other wingers look a bit shite by comparison.

Fuck, was starting to be a real case for him to start on the right ahead of Almiron IMO.

Gonna happen a few times this season. If we go behind and a well organised team decides to sit back and ask us to break them down we don't have the quality on the ball to break them down. Frustrating, game in two weeks is going to be absolutely fucking massive.

Beat me to it. Glad Shoes had a nice night out, that's the main thing.

Missed the first half but man Joelinton looks so far off it out there right now.

Honestly man it must be what it's like going for breakfast with a geisha, was a flawless date.

My policy is to always hope for draws when two direct rivals play each other. Feels like two points between them is better than three, for us? I've no idea if that's statistically sound

One thing he's extremely good at is being able to play a quality first time pass or take a touch into space when the ball comes at him with a bit of zip on it. Not the flashiest thing in the world but not having to take a touch can be massive in terms of not giving defenses time to set. In general I think it's his best quality. Nothing he does is overly flashy but it all seems very crisply executed compared to most players.

First game in a new country and league, off the bench for a team being rinsed. Seems harsh

Hasn't mattered but I feel like the ref has given us fuck all

He looks mortal without dyed hair.

Between this and forcing us to play towards the Gallowgate in the first half Palace have really rinsed us today.

Have legit annoyed myself again now bringing it up at all

Between this and the voting me off in traitors fiasco that's two Saturdays in a row now you've made a complete tit of yourself.

Schar not being able to get a game under Bruce is incredible

"Ben Scharfa" was right there

Mad that a few of our players haven't quite been on it today and we're battering them anyway

Yellow each

I got halfway through a sentence telling him to do something with the ball

Some good stuff. Man, when we have a left back who can carry the ball forward well it'll add so much. Was painful Burn getting the ball in so much space and just stand there with it

If Sweden can fix the middle east, sensible gambling regulation will seem like a breeze in comparison.

Mark Henry wearing a cape. Standing on top of the Tyne Bridge, looking over Newcastle.

First attempt has landed on this somehow

Aye but needs to develop some of that old man strength.