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I've changed my mind.

All Premier League games will be watchable. Only Championship games that are on Sky (potentially a few more if we're lucky). There's still no reason that someone in London shouldn't be allowed to pay to watch a Newcastle game if they so desire. There's no reason that someone in Newcastle shouldn't be allowed imo. Incentivise people to go to the games rather than just punishing those who can't. If the excuse is lower league football, then stagger the kick offs between the leagues, rather than just staggering Premier League games to maximise SKY time. It's only a matter of time anyway.

If you must, you can just black it out for locals and rake in the funds for those outside the city. But nahhhh, let's just restrict it for everyone and fuck over people who have legitimate reasons for not being able to attend.

Perhaps they should get people to go to the games by pricing tickets reasonably and making the matchday experience enjoyable? Y'know, rather than enforcing archaic television laws that persecute everyone outside of the city.

It's a piece of piss to get out of. It's not being underestimated (because it's shit). And all of those teams are tinpot piece of shit clubs.

So has anyone actually bid for this pleb yet?

Just a standard old footballer as far as I'm concerned. No hard feelings from me really. He was shit for a long time. Along with plenty of other people. Meh. I think he'll do alright at Liverpool, but it surprises me that they're not aiming higher. They need to drop £50m on a world class player to step them up, not just sign players on the same level as they have already.

such intensity

Liverpool fucking LOVE a shite backup keeper like.

My guess is cos they've spend nee quids

Delays in appointing Sam to England, and now Bruce suddenly resigns? Maybe Bruce is saving the English lions from Sam's hoofball. I look forward to Steve Bruce leading us to glory with his trademark Brucey brand of tiki taka.

Might be a law fiddle..... perhaps Spain is one of the countries that doesn't allow alcohol on shirts [/completeguessworkwithzeroresearch]

MULTIPLE ANGLES!

someone from our team has cripped someone from their team

FUCK SAKE JAKE

Lack of replay is a killer like Jake. Get it sorted.

this is basically what coverage of every game will be like in the Championship

AM ON 27% MAN

IVE ONLY GOT 200GB

they're fighting over the phone

shit goaaalllllllllllll

Canny view this half like Jakey

Honestly I would've preferred a random ex-player with no management experience. A Klinsmann-esque appointment. Maybe we could've given the job to Michael Owen or Owen Hargreaves. They're both inspirational commentators after all.

I'll have you know it caused me great stress. I studied all of those images about 100 times to try and work out what discrete Boro reference I was missing. WHERE WAS THE BORO REFERENCE? WHAT AM I MISSING? AM I BEING AN IDIOT!??! Ahhhhhhhhhh naaar, it's just KI being thick. Let's tell him he's thick.

Jake Tempertoni must've stormed the pitch in rage. Either that or Neesy was wrong about the S7 Edge.