SEMTEX

They've already got Gaz Hooper too. Greedy.

god damnit BBC Newcastle. Teasing me. Fucker.

I mean, the BBC website streaming works today... just use that....

Might be able to just use the BBC website, given it's not league footbarl.

Nee forrins allowed! Honestly, it didn't even matter what he was saying, his tone was just painful to listen to. Why is he calling in just to really slowly blurt out a random assortment of dour comments?

Total Sport man. This fucking caller is painful to listen to.

My football knowledge just aint what it used to be. Not a single player name recognised.

You can't say this about DeAndre? Fuck you talking about. No, because Andre is a name? Ion isn't?

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He did very well when he played, as no-one knew who he was, and that he was fast as fuck. The American James McClean.

Also, twisting!?

Semtex is always twisting man. He was doing this right through Rafa coming here as well. If he wasn't moaning I'd be worried he was coming down with something. Unsure how this is "twisting" tbh. I very helpfully answered the question. Twice! Dave would've castrated him.

Still no.

Reckon that might have more to do with them signing "Donald Love" as his replacement.

No.

I'd take dodgy european jeans over that shit any day.

His last tweet was asking for a stream for the game last Saturday Dave needs to have a word.

As much as I believe that post to be nonsense, given I barely even post about football, you don't have to read it if you don't want, marra. (and nah, people weren't nearly pissed off enough about us being relegated)

I am pretty mental like, being displeased at getting relegated. S'alright though, cos we've got Rafa. Yay Mike. Well if you can't get onboard when we have someone like Rafa in charge then it isn't going to happen is it, so best just twist about every little thing NUFC related, if it makes you feel better. aye, I've twisted being relegated to seem like a negative. My bad.

Have to agree here like. It's very tiring reading constant complaining about every signing before it happens. This. Howay man. Yes, we will see how he does, yada yada yada, but this is a forum ffs, we're here to discuss what we do (or do not) know. People writing this lad off when they've only seen a few performances from him in a wank mackems team, I'm all up for a debate but lets just try to keep it reasonable. Hanley, Clark, Judge & Yedlin have all been written off by people on here who claim to have watched every football match ever in the world, when in reality they have very little knowledge if those players and should wait until they play a few games for us. Janmaat was absolutely dogshit for us for a good period of time and we currently have Anita playing RB, don't see how this cannot be positive for us. But it's not necessarily the same people writing off these players? I've said fuck all about the rest of them because I don't know nearly enough to.... JUDGE them. HAhah. But Yedlin is shit. Unless the opposition don't realise he's rapid. Like at the world cup. Maybe he'll come good. But up to now, shit.

I am pretty mental like, being displeased at getting relegated. S'alright though, cos we've got Rafa. Yay Mike.

That doesn't change anything though. People thought he was shit at that time. Some people probably still do, some people will have changed their minds. That doesn't mean we just calmly say HI to each new signing rather than actually discussing what we know about them at this point in time. His career to date doesn't just become null, it is perfectly relevant.

Have to agree here like. It's very tiring reading constant complaining about every signing before it happens. This. Howay man. Yes, we will see how he does, yada yada yada, but this is a forum ffs, we're here to discuss what we do (or do not) know.

If there's one thing NUFC is known for, it's taking raw but talented defenders and turning them into world beaters.

son of a gun