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He lives in Raleigh, NC ffs. That house probably cost about $60k.

Ashley is such a shitcunt.

The new Peter Whittingham

This is childish.

Aye. Everyone knows that already. Apart from Mitchell Platt of course.

To do what, wash the dishes? Richard Wright needs someone to play fußball with.

I don't really care either way on this one (mainly because fuck NUFC), but I wouldn't completely discredit the fact Austin performed in the PL. There are plenty of big money foreign signings that don't do well over here for various reasons (or at least not in their 1st season), and I think proven-in-the-premier-league is worth paying for. Not that 1 year is the be all end all. But as I say, my most pressing opinion on this matter is fuck NUFC.

You left out *drops the "Mike"*

50% of "I don't know yet. I'm willing to wait and see." Fucking twats. All 151 of you. And there is no word insulting enough for the shitcunts that voted Yes.

i wish i had the energy to relentlessly argue over pointless shit every day

Fuckin hell be careful lad, the feminists on here will skin you alive for daring to call an attention seeking, bag of fibs a tart! cool you mind. She's getting a lot of attention for absolutely f*** all, which as a model is a good thing. I fail to see how this makes her a slag like. And pretending to lez it up on camera, chebs out etc. If you have a daughter would you want her doing that? I'm guessing the answer is no. And why is the answer no? Because she would look like a slag. *drops the mike* poor Mike

It's a registration ban, lads.

Adam Johnson - sexual activity with girl aged 15

That really doesn't seem relevant without the context.

Quickbooks is SHIT

Would prefer that over shite-but-always-fit Gouffran

Abou Diaby has been released by Arsenal. How is abou diaby these days? Still a crock? I liked him at some point in the last 8 years, therefore we should sign him.

Guess which username goes with which post! Tisd01 gbandit Ketsbaia Yorkie TaylorJ_01 EthiGeordie

Gay Rainbow is the new black. Could mean for some interesting fashion choices this summer.

TIME TO TAKE THE COLONY BACK, LADIES

Thats ridiculous. I reckon Slim would've given it to you for nowt.

"Resisting" It's like Hitler trying to sell you AIDS for the low low price of six hundred quid. How could you possibly resist.