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Austin for Kyle Walker imo. Or no-one for Kyle Walker. Fuck Kyle Walker.

Still would prefer sacking off half of them oldies for young randoms. My squad would be massively unbalanced though I'm sure.

Shearer was fucking shite too. Should've persisted with Andersson imo.

Spike Lee & good old Piers innit

Take it back. http://i.imgur.com/fBQpN2U.png

Ah but they love forcing rivalries. MIAMI NEWTEAM and Orlando have hated each other since the DAWN OF TIME. RIVAL WEEKEND. zommggg

ah jeez

http://i.imgur.com/tTxrEpo.png Valiantly losing 3-1 at home to Monaco ffs.

Bet you he stinks of piss too.

I want to know what it'd take to get Sammy in at CB

Absolutely the editorial standards have slipped massively since the mag went digital. Any old crap will make it now, which was not the case when it had a hard copy. Some of the stuff on there now is epidemically bad. http://i.imgur.com/tnPYGr8.gif

Anyone read this? http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/must-read-the-invasion-of-the-football-club-snatchers/ Whilst I agree with the sentiment, it reads like it's been written by a developmentally challenged 4 year old. The Mag has nee standards whatsoever.

Seems primed for next January imo. 6 months of Darlow "knocking on the door" and we'll begrudgingly let the money-grabbing mercenary cunt go to sign for a massive club like Everton.

Goalkeepers are utilised in these games IIRC

Replacing one penis with another. I won't lie, if I ever have to replace my penis, I'm probably going to replace it with a penis.

I once hit a lass* with braces in at school. Worst thing I've ever done. The girls were pretty stupid standing behind the goals, like. But still; I felt awful. *With a football. jill is a lass

Jonas Gutierrez Mike Williamson Daryl Janmaat Ryan Taylor hahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaa

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31902933

I'd take another derby bumming if it gets rid of Geordie John.

Visibly frustrated by the PSG defeat at Bordeaux, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has lost his cool in the long corridor Chaban-Delmas. Upon return in the locker room, the Parisian striker said aloud and everyone, including the cameras to Infosport +, what he thought of the benefit of Mr. Jaffredo for this meeting. And it went far beyond the simple admonition against the evening will. " 15 years since I played football, I never saw a referee as bad in this country shit! This country does not deserve the PSG "swung Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who several times during the game had heated exchanges with Mr. Jaffredo who accused him in particular exaggerated aggressiveness in aerial duels. However, a statement that does not honor the Swedes, who was severely ruled Wednesday in the Champions League, and it was not a French referee on the field yet.

Post-match reaction from page 20 sad times

Wayne is so cheeky

shit cross

Just watched motd. Newcastle fans should just watch Sunderland from now on. And vice versa. It's so much more enjoyable.

Rebecca Lowe just called Rooney a Premier League.... Heavyweight