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Shit team. Ryan Shawcross would eat them up.

Double it. Doubling it would be 40k and 60k, stupid.

A loan, however, would be fucking gash. Sell before they actually get to see him in person. Pls.

Nowt to do with expectations for me. I think Jonas isn't good enough to play for us, and is very unlikely to get in the team given we have adequate depth in his position. For £3m we could replace him with a younger player who may actually become something. £3m is more than enough to buy a potentially talented player from some obscure team we've never heard of. Honestly, I'd prefer a handful of random Mbabu types than Jonas. There is no point in him being in the squad. Obviously we won't, but still, £3m is still good money when it comes to buying fringe types.

£3m is a good fee for someone who isn't good enough to play in the Premier League anymore. Obviously it's irrelevant given it goes straight into the pocket of the fatman, but I still think it's a very good fee.

Pardew kills official is win win IMO.

Gonna get raped up the arse

Who is the massive baldy fella?

this spurs game isnt terrible, but for some reason it feels like ive been watching it for at least 6 hours.

BOOOURNS (eriksen)

C'mon the reds. Well done lads. Need a nice long report tho.

Aye but it's inevitable that the blues complain and make up some rule about not being allowed to have a professional footballer on your side. Bullshit iyam.

Is it me? If it's me, you should really let me know, cos the only flight that gets there on time leaves in a couple of hours.

There is no upside to playing Taylor, whether he's the better player or not.

he's gonna play MYM at full back and lump the gormless ones in the center together. hmph.

I'm out.

NUFC monitor rumours in the press

I have a youth large Euro 96 England GK shirt if you wanna borrow it.

This makes a change. People are puffs. Man up, puffs. Sack off work / your serious illnesses and get to the match. Puffs. You get to meet your Internet friends in real life ffs, get on it.

Good lad. Disco will waltz in at 6:59am no earlier. Fucking jetsetting layabout greaseball that he is.

why dont you eat, then gan watch said match? I guess you'd probably miss a chunk of the game no matter what, but you can probably get a half in.

It seems like a good idea to meet your team more than 3 minutes before kickoff to me Maybe even warm up a bit.!? > 3mins, < 1 hour. By the time we get there, get changed, have random catch up hugs and high fives we'll get about a 30 mins kick about before hand. you can never be too early for catch up hugs.

It seems like a good idea to meet your team more than 3 minutes before kickoff to me Maybe even warm up a bit.!? > 3mins, < 1 hour. Obviously you're not adept at sensible time planning. They're meeting at 10. This obviously means the very earliest they'll all be there is 10:10am. They will then be walking to the coach lane pitches, a walk which google claims is roughly 13 minutes. You're looking at 10:23am at the absolute earliest that anyone would be there. Then people have to actually get ready to play. Take another 5 minutes off for that. Thats at most 32 minutes of warming up / getting to know your teammates before the game. Still inadequate iyam.

Maybe even spend an hour working out how to kick a ball again, given most people probably only play about once each year.

It seems like a good idea to meet your team more than 3 minutes before kickoff to me Maybe even warm up a bit.!?