SEMTEX

They’ve just lobbed some random child on to take a free booking

I didn’t realize Sweden was on planet soft cunt

Bearing in mind Eddie is all about indoctrination and system system system, his best 11 probably doesn't include some lad who turned up 2 weeks ago.

That poor magpie wasn't long for this world. Stupid mike with his stupid cease and desist.

It really doesn't look very human shaped in those photos like.

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Doesn't look like the drill top is making it to any third party US seller sites. Sad.

They chose to play him when he was days away from being eligible for a contract. He has since become eligible, he is yet to sign a contract. Then they added him to their CL squad. They just spent 7 billion quid on players. They have plenty of alternatives. Just seems like a daft business move to put him in the shop window before getting him to sign on the dotted line. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hopefully he leaves them for nowt and Isak goes on strike because of it.

Why the fuck did they play him and include him in their CL squad before signing him to an actual professional contract?

maybe paulo needs to be checked for concussion symptoms?

6.9/10. Incoming transfers were all positive, but having a player the calibre of Isak won't happen very often, so losing him, especially in the manner in which it happened, is not something you can recover from easily.

Fancy having a whip around to bribe a kosovan to break his legs?

One scruffy goal against Liverpool is 30million in value?

he’s WOR pillock tho. Leave the bairn alone.

Seller / Linky please? My first snider has a certain Swedish judas on the back so it's gan in the bin.

Wonder how much Ipswich want for Sammie Szmodics? Probably 40 million in the current market.

Have Liverpool bid 150million quid yet? If not, then nothing has changed.

How many red cards until the mercy rule

Spineless

Aye thought he did pretty well receiving shit passes and making something of them. Red card was moronic as fuck. Even if it wouldn’t be a red under SEMTEX rule.

Vaguely related, but why aren’t we at the point where we’re getting linked with random euro strikers to take a punt on? We have absolutely no one right now. Surely dropping 20 beans on someone who has bagged 30 goals in a Mickey Mouse league isn’t the worst idea now?

then you add yoann wissa to the mix? your chances of putting in a transfer request drastically go down

Maybe someone super promised he could leave if a BIG BOY put in an offer? And given only spurs were interested until now, they rejected all prior bids.

We could send him to Istanbul and take Osimhen in return?

They signed Outtara already. But they’re adamant he’s a winger. and they have Thiago.