Jimburst

Total no malo moment

This is mad. Two soft as clarts teams kicking the shite out of each other. Love it.

Love Raheem like.

Caicedo looks absolutely awful headless chicken.

looked shagged at the end like, glad he came off!

Think it's raining heavily

Absolutely love players proving the bed wetters wrong. Lad is quality.

Let me think about it, I'm booked in to see my mates for drinks that evening but will see if there's no dinner plans.

Anyone got a clip of what the new sky sports game mode looked like?

He looked chuffed to bits at the end there

Speaking of lifting , you lads not got each others mobile numbers?

Would be funny if you lads died in car accidents when texting

Yurrrsss.

We'll be there soon

Aye I havent paid, am playing. Where do I get the deets?

What am I paying for? The pitch?

How long's that?

I don't think you know the slightest thing about it. I have a lot of Bahraini and Omani friends actually, as well as being married into a Muslim family. I've got a decent idea of the differences between Saudi Arabia and the UAE, for example. You can refer to @Chris_R 's post if you want to hear from someone who has more experience than yourself on the subject

Can't believe you're laughing at people's tunnel vision and come out with unsubstantiated stuff like this. You've no evidence to suggest there is much appetite to spend an entire career there. A large proportion of the best players in the world are European and south american, they drink, their partners are lingerie models, pop stars...culturally it just doesn't make any sense. People say the best players will never move to Newcastle imagine living somewhere that women under the age of 21 can't leave the house without a male guardian. Somewhere your gorgeous lingerie model wife can't work, can't go out partying. Anyone with their wages would rather live in London, Rome, Barcelona, Madrid, Berlin, Munich, New York, LA...unless you're Muslim, of course, which seems to be the profile of player they're having success with signing.

Did the same but with mbeumo.

Watched episode 2 and enjoyed it loads more

He does seem much less likeable than I'd imagined when we learned he was Brunos bezzie

Just popped on to comment on caicedo's awful debut. schadenfreude

Perfect.

I'll just stick to calling shite out when I see it, cheers.