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I’d thought it was a cricket pun. Wouldn’t expect to see the Scoop from Steve Waugh or his better, more stylish brother Mark!

Hasn’t even won a euros yet. Lamal has. This kid’s a no hoper let’s ship him on to Hearts or somewhere his level

Wood with a goal and Minteh with an assist. What’s wrong with this world?!

One of the first things that drew my attention to Lord Edward Howe was that he was doing well playing nice football in the premier league with Bournemouth, and Dan Gosling was a mainstay in his midfield. It blew my mind something so ordinary as Gosling could work in a decent team. Maybe Eddie just loves a functional midfielder!

Shearer?

“PWC on holiday” lmfao class that!!!

Quite how life has determined it fair that Jamal Lewis gets to enjoy a world class Newcastle United training and banter camp every summer whilst offering nothing of note to Newcastle throughout the next year is beyond me!

Or pecked by the chicken crossing in front of you!

Howe getting the England job and Gerrard or Lampard managing us would annoy me the most

How many lives would you destroy to ensure your former player Danny Olmo lines up in front of Bruno and behind Isak next season?

First bit of work is to bring us Danny Olmo!

Nah. They’re all choc full of spurs fans!

I don’t want any Drameh this year we had enough last year with injuries and dodgy pens against!

Don’t put it in your mouth then!

Definitely Chris Waugh lol!! Made me miss Anal Oliver that chap!

Although Jon Dagur Thorsteinsson is similar to John Dahl Tomasson I can assure you the two are not related!

3 lefts make a right!

One mistake and you’re out. What a lovely place to work our club would be!

The highs of anticipation of the Christian Bassedas & Daniel Cordone transfers was not worth the persistent lows of watching them play and fail. I want surprises, but not that big of a surprise.

That’s almost 6ft 3!

Autocorrect typo. It‘s no Biggie! (Kick in the door)

ESL Fix! Manure want to keep us down. Man City are happier competing with Manure who they’ve come to dominate than the Saudi-backed Mags who could properly compete with them. A cup City we’re happy not to win for hegemony.

Sign Big Mama. Tell him look at Onana’s first season, so we want to ease him in on cups and Euro Confetti games. Pope takes the league. Simples.

There’s a need to recruit new personnel whenever anyone leaves. Would you/Unbelievable have felt this way when Steve Bruce was sacked? At least with Ashworth we have had some value. With Bruce there was nothing other than the permanent signing of Willockinho

At least we can’t be accused of sports washing