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Or pecked by the chicken crossing in front of you!

Howe getting the England job and Gerrard or Lampard managing us would annoy me the most

How many lives would you destroy to ensure your former player Danny Olmo lines up in front of Bruno and behind Isak next season?

First bit of work is to bring us Danny Olmo!

Nah. They’re all choc full of spurs fans!

I don’t want any Drameh this year we had enough last year with injuries and dodgy pens against!

Don’t put it in your mouth then!

Definitely Chris Waugh lol!! Made me miss Anal Oliver that chap!

Although Jon Dagur Thorsteinsson is similar to John Dahl Tomasson I can assure you the two are not related!

3 lefts make a right!

One mistake and you’re out. What a lovely place to work our club would be!

The highs of anticipation of the Christian Bassedas & Daniel Cordone transfers was not worth the persistent lows of watching them play and fail. I want surprises, but not that big of a surprise.

That’s almost 6ft 3!

Autocorrect typo. It‘s no Biggie! (Kick in the door)

ESL Fix! Manure want to keep us down. Man City are happier competing with Manure who they’ve come to dominate than the Saudi-backed Mags who could properly compete with them. A cup City we’re happy not to win for hegemony.

Sign Big Mama. Tell him look at Onana’s first season, so we want to ease him in on cups and Euro Confetti games. Pope takes the league. Simples.

There’s a need to recruit new personnel whenever anyone leaves. Would you/Unbelievable have felt this way when Steve Bruce was sacked? At least with Ashworth we have had some value. With Bruce there was nothing other than the permanent signing of Willockinho

At least we can’t be accused of sports washing

Those websites all reported Manure’s likely interest in Ashworth before Manure officially contacted Newcastle. They were hot on the Brailsford link and that he would likely want to work with Ashworth. If this story had a negative Saudi angle they would be running with it wall to wall! No objectivity in journalism anymore

King Eddie is so beautiful. And then you think of Ratty Dan trying to put Eddie in the dirt over his own stupid decisions in trying to leave for Manure. The contrast in their characters couldn’t be more clear.

I wholeheartedly agree with your main point, but who the hell is Isaac?

Harder!

Willock is a Joelinton alternative for different games where we’re expected to be a bit more dominant. Willock buries that chance at Brentford! Plus Isak loves playing with Willock. Goals, assists and knee slides for days!!

Hello R. Kelly!

Staying in London?!!! Worrying!!!