Go to sheffield and they wont be talking about you.
same in colchester etc etc.
You'd just be 'manchester' if it wasn't for man city's existence (dont know why that has sparked so much debate with my in-laws, who are man utd fans, but it has! It isnt even a valid point really, but they take such offence, I keep throwing it in).
I'm not even sure you're a real 'united' as it happens.