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Having his pants off is less offensive than his daft cunt hair cut.

Reckon Keane will be a really good appointment for them. Don't hold this appointment to PL standards, he doesn't need to be the next Pep to get out of league one. He will also have the full backing of their fans and like it or not that's massive. He's not going to do anything clever tactically but Keane is smart enough to bring good coaches with him too. It might be too late for this season mind. Which is hilarious in itself.

Bruno will start.

JNK, marry me.

Welcome to the forum. We need a new Brazilian around here, the ones we have are shite.

Watched the first half of Everton vs Brentford, doing a bit of scouting for Eddie: -Everton like to fuck about with the ball at the back, so press their defenders. -Their centre midfield of Allan and Andre Gomes look good on the ball but lazy as fuck, Joe should get some joy. -Clear danger of Gray and Richarlison who have massive pace on the break. -Stick someone next to dino-arms on every set piece, he shits himself every time.

Godfrey done his hammy.

Have to admit. My first thought when I saw the video was Clark playing on his phone. Perhaps I should give him the benefit of the doubt, he knew there was filming going on and perhaps was a bit camera shy. On the flip side, Shelvey who gets loads of grief, seemed perfectly welcoming.

Absolutely this. I sometimes have to remind myself when we draw against Watford or whatever.

Might be wrong but was that not Buffons keeper top. EDIT: No, it appears there was a pink Juve shirt.

Seeing his face reminds me of how lucky we are. Even if we get relegated, we get relegated with class, rather than with that cunt blaming everyone but him.

Wonder if Diop had his head turned.

I'd have had VDB here but I also would have been well aware that it was a punt. There is a reason why VDB has been left out of Man Uniteds side by 2 managers. My guess is that he isn't anywhere near the standard they thought he would be when he arrived. He can't be full of confidence. Get stuck into him, remind him he's shit.

3-0. Historic turning point win. Bruno to come in and give a 10/10 performance. Early goal and Everton will collapse.

I'd like to see: Dubravka Schar Lascelles Burn Trippier Targett Bruno Joelinton Wilson Wood ASM I think Wilson, once back, will get the most benefit from having Wood on the pitch. Far too often, he was being marked by two CBs. If you have Wilson, Wood and ASM on a front line, Bruno and Joe have enough to break up play and get the ball forward. Trippier and Targett to support in the wide areas.

Like I've suggested. Give him a mutual termination. Pay his wages. Let him leave and decide his future. Him wasting his finally years at our training ground is really no good for anyone. If he's interested in coaching, I'd let him learn alongside our coaches. At least then he would be contributing something worthwhile. He's not a bad guy though. Far from it. He must be gutted.

Long term, I'd like to see if Joelinton could play in a 2 with Bruno. He's never going to be a number 10, in the long term. He's not clinical enough in his passing or shooting.

The whole episode is sad. I refuse to dig him out. Pay his contract up and let him leave for nowt.

Mata came on. What a waste of talent he has been. Would have defo had him on loan for 6 month.

This surpasses Owen levels of excitement. Largely because Bruno isn't a micey little cunt. Honestly think this signing is transformative. We've plucked a superstar midfielder and hoyed him into a struggling side. It's going to be fascinating to see how this unfolds. Genuinely can't see a scenario where we don't improve.

Rashford looks back to normal. Has some fizz to his game again.

Hopefully we will get an interview with him too.

He looks a right confident fucker. I hope he comes in and stamps his authority on the squad like Trippier did. We need to cast aside the old guard holding us back. TBF, Burn looks a similar character.

Was that Chris Wood or Dan Burn, before he greets ASM?

Have you ever felt so connected to your club? That content is soooo good man. Few notes: Trained today Trained in the stadium (for familiarity) Seemed familiar with ASM Obvious Brazil connection with Joe Spoke, at least, some english