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At 13.30pm

Wonder if we could change the title of this thread to; Amanda Staveley and the board. Feels more appropriate since she's the face of the consortium.

Interview with Staveley coming up. Have we not got a specific thread for her and Godoussi?

I suspect he will never manage Liverpool (unless he was a caretaker), but I think he's smart enough to good a job at Villa.

Great appointment by them.

Don't see it personally. If you leave Liverpool you are probably joining Barca or Real or something.

Is that a new press conference table?

Good. Its about time players started prioritising the club. He can play for scotland when it's clear he's fully match sharp. They can fuck off. I knew Eddie would have been on to him.

Jog from one side to the other in time with the bleep. The bleeps get faster at every stage. It's an endurance test basically. Notably, the game was too evil to make Squid game.

Happy to give them a clean slate. Eddie will see what they are and aren't capable of. It will be make or break for Jonjo. His passing could be key in our rejuvenation if he decides to put in the graft. Otherwise, the championship beckons. Richie has earned the right to be a key voice. Whether he still has the legs to start under Howe is another question. Miggy is the one I'm looking out for. A real shame he's away on international duty.

"Look Jamaal, just wearing the armband doesn't mean you get to go around hitting people in training.... unless it's Jonjo." #Eddiestraining.

"Joelinton is it? Look Joe, if you actually aim the ball at the big rectangle net, you stand a better chance of not being called shit! OK, mate." #eddiestraining.

"Jonjo, when I call you a lazy cunt, I'm not really saying 'your a lazy cunt', what I'm actually saying is, I'm going to make you run until you puke to teach you a lesson. OK mate?"

Bloke put in a 12 hour shift today. Wouldn't shock me to see him rock up at the NU foundation do aswell.

Did big Mike ever go to one of these?

Turns out Joelinton was Mbappe all along.

And... I'm spent.

I'm assuming everyone saying that Charnley had been sacked are just confusing him being removed from the board?

Can anyone find a Bruce training video, for comparison?

Severe lack of media stuff from Howe.

Be a bit different from Bruceys warm up routine, laps of the pitch, followed by bacon sarnies, coffee and a 5 a side before lunch.

It's not the turning up early which is impressive, it's the leading by example.

All the usual suspects are deathly quiet. They off doing stuff with Howe?

An oldie but a goodie: e.g "your shelveys and your almirons." Another. "Week in week out". "He's a top top player". I mean why the extra "top"? Cockneys pronouncing football as futbul. "He's a great futbuller!"